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Mullet Ho

Uncontrollable sexual desire for Mullets.
Loves Mullets, doesn’t care what it’s attached to.
“That’s a hot guy
“Nah, he’s pretty ugly”
I don’t care what he looks like, he’s got a Mullet”
“You’re a Mullet Ho”
by TheWizOfAus April 24, 2022
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Moist Mullets

When a male shakes his epic mullet and the girls get moist.
OMG look at Cecil and Blinky shake their mullets. That’s some moist mullets!
by Funkymonkey118 December 22, 2021
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Australian Mullet

A mullet but down under

When you shave your coochie/balls but not your asshole
I didn’t have time to shave everything before the hookup so I just went for the Australian Mullet
by Goblinn February 10, 2022
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mullet outfit

Term often used by welders, pipe fitters, millwrights, boilermakers and other construction hands to describe a contractor that is sub par and barely provides the necessary equipment to get the job done. Usually a lower paying contractor as well.
Welder 1: hey man who’d you say you were working for down in corpus before you come here?

Welder 2: some “mullet outfit”, I can’t even remember the name. Hell I drug up when the rod room lady said that I had to provide my own tungsten.
by Jodystipsandtricks October 20, 2019
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Mullet Steve

Mullet Steve is a fictional character. No one knows anything about him except for the fact that he exists and that he has a mullet. He is often seen wearing a sweater and consuming pork products.

It is rumored that he has super powers and spends most of his time fighting evil. It is also rumored that if one cuts off Steve's mullet, the world will end.
Reporter: "Mullet Steve, do you enjoy bacon?"
Mullet Steve: "Darn tootin'!"
by Spunkyjr July 29, 2006
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tattoo mullet

Tattoos that cover only the bcak of a person's body. The front of their body is free of tattoos. Business in the front, party in the bcak.
Look at that guy's tattoo mullet! It's crazy
by rcokstarrydr February 27, 2010
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mullet couple

A couple, usually male/female, who are not equal in physical appearance. Opposites on a scale of attractiveness.
A mullet couple would be a fat or ugly dude with a smoking hot girlfriend/wife.
by Randy Poffo October 24, 2007
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