NONCE! A maths teacher who which expects his students to know everything in the world. In his opinion age is just a number and a gender is irrelevant 😉 has an obsession for sitting on desks. He loves to show off and hairline goes back beyond jesus’s birth. He used a cerial killers killing rampage to become famous on the bbc. What nice guy he is, very considerate kind of guy.
by Mr Moss’ underground lair November 27, 2018
Get the Mr Mossmug. A bitchy fat ugly cunt who thinks she's pretty because of her fake plastic eyes. She screams like a bitch whos burning.
Whenever you walk past her tell her to take off her dumb cakey foundation and plastic eyes. She has a large shark nose full of snakes.
Whenever you walk past her tell her to take off her dumb cakey foundation and plastic eyes. She has a large shark nose full of snakes.
by PeopleWhoAreDumbCunts May 21, 2019
Get the Mrs. Johnsonmug. A pedophile in his late 20s who uses the excuse of being a track coach and history teacher to flirt with girls under the age of 18.
Ex. 1: Mr. Bush: "I broke up with my last girlfriend because she didn't know how to iron."
The real reason is because she was probably too old for him, 18 is his limit.
Ex. 2: Mr. Bush has the numbers of all the hot girls on the track team.
Ex. 3: Sally: "When I was talking to Mr. Bush, he was staring at my tits. And I should be failing right now, but I have an 85 in his class." (fake name, real story)
The real reason is because she was probably too old for him, 18 is his limit.
Ex. 2: Mr. Bush has the numbers of all the hot girls on the track team.
Ex. 3: Sally: "When I was talking to Mr. Bush, he was staring at my tits. And I should be failing right now, but I have an 85 in his class." (fake name, real story)
by johnanonymous April 26, 2008
Get the Mr. Bushmug. Joey: Who the fuck wrote this verse? It's sicker than pneumonia.
Bruce: Oh... Are you serious? Everyone knows Mr. Ree wrote it
Joey: Okay now I'm embarrassed.
Bruce: Oh... Are you serious? Everyone knows Mr. Ree wrote it
Joey: Okay now I'm embarrassed.
by MrsLioness13 October 24, 2011
Get the Mr. Reemug. Very dangerous dark man capable of crushing a child's mind with a simple eye. This man is the man of men. No man can man up to this man.
I got Pillayed in the canteen today.
In a sudden flash of discrete shock and misconception, I saw him, Mr Pillay. His bald head and beastly eyes manipulated my sudden line-of-thought. Lightning bulged from the clouds. The next thing I knew, I saw in his arms, glowing, Android's entire phone production from 2021.
In a sudden flash of discrete shock and misconception, I saw him, Mr Pillay. His bald head and beastly eyes manipulated my sudden line-of-thought. Lightning bulged from the clouds. The next thing I knew, I saw in his arms, glowing, Android's entire phone production from 2021.
by Mr Pillay Enjoyer August 18, 2022
Get the Mr Pillaymug. What not to call Dr. Evil. He didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be addressed as "Mister."
U.N. Representative: So, Mr. Evil...
Dr. Evil: It's Dr. Evil, I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "mister," thank you very much.
Dr. Evil: It's Dr. Evil, I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "mister," thank you very much.
by Loud Pipes July 24, 2010
Get the Mr. Evilmug. 