Person 1: "(person 2), your such a cock mouse, you know that?"
Peraon 2: "Im 5'5 so shut the fuck up"
Peraon 2: "Im 5'5 so shut the fuck up"
by Mimmidae May 15, 2019

mighty or danger mouse.
by bigposerhead December 1, 2004

by Anducci January 2, 2009

A cliche used when anything unanticipated happens, typically used as a cop-out. Origin is from the cursor behavior seen on personal computers when moving the mouse causes the cursor to travel quickly and erratically across the monitor clicking on items, moving files, starting applications, or causing other unintended actions.
I tried to send you that TPS report, but my "mouse jumped" and it is gone now.
I said no to drugs, but my "mouse jumped" and now I'm an addict.
We used a condom, but my "mouse jumped" and now she's pregnant
I said no to drugs, but my "mouse jumped" and now I'm an addict.
We used a condom, but my "mouse jumped" and now she's pregnant
by the_curmudgeon August 11, 2009

by col.panik June 15, 2011

I was taking my shower when a big black butt mouse ran down my leg. It must have come from my new black undies.
by greyhat January 5, 2015

Mouse Hawk- A hawk that devours mice; also known as the mouse owl.
Also a hawk that lives solely on mice.
Also a hawk that lives solely on mice.
by Brandon Killi November 5, 2005
