morning forest

when multiple men wake up and get morning woods together

i woke up and could tell all my friends had boners, it's a morning forest around here.

by big.cock September 16, 2017

Morning Strainer

One tough shit in the morning. Usually a result of dehydration from drinking the night before. Requires monumental force to release.

Frank is going to be a while. He’s got a Morning strainer.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2017

Morning former glory

When you wake up the next day after butt fucking some Ho the night before whilst wearing beer goggles. You fancy seconds, but then discover she is an absolute munter. Your previously rock hard shaft is reduced to a limp mess

"Hey bitch, fancy another anal probe? Oh shit, what a horror, my cock's gone down worse than the titanic, what a waste of my morning former glory"

by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018

Morning Shitdown

When you wake up first thing in the morning and sit on the toilet to let out a couple of shits, but mainly to wind down and do time wasting activities such as using your smartphone.

Person 1: “What’s taking you so long in there??”
Person 2: “I’m enjoying my Morning shitdown go away”

by See not us November 17, 2018

Morning Snout

When you have the first JPS cigarette of the day, usually at 8:22 AM. Gets you a nice niccy rush.

Awright pal, u coming fur the morning snout? Obviously bro! Canny miss it.

by The Babber October 7, 2019

Morning Rose

A classier way to say morning wood. It's a play on words based on the fact that it "rose" in the morning.

I woke up with a morning rose

Stumbled to the bathroom while trying to hide my morning rose

by EveningRat September 7, 2020

Morning Nap

When someone wakes up in the morning, but the body isn't fully rested. So, to compensate, the person takes a nap before actually starting their day.

Him: Hey babe you messaged me at 6am, but when I replied no response?

Her: Sorry babe, took my morning nap, but now I feel much better.
Him: Oh damn you're right, let me get my morning nap in as well! Talk to you soon.

by Jrodjr November 7, 2020