A Mormon (Latter Day Saint) who is "all in" and devotedly follows all the trends of the current prophet.
by logologician December 6, 2013
Get the turbo-Mormonmug. A penis that is only just large and/or functional enough for procreation and the man’s personal pleasure.
Thanks to Ammon’s Mormon dick, Elizabeth didn’t have to worry about experiencing those icky feelings of sexual enjoyment while trying for their 7th child.
by NotNestle April 14, 2022
Get the Mormon dickmug. a non alcoholic drink consisting of club soda, lemon zest, and an olive served in a martini glass with an umbrella and lemon skin on the glass
by reidtard December 14, 2010
Get the Minisoda Mormonmug. When you use a condom while getting head, and your girls sucks out the cum when you're done, just like gogurt.
by EveryoneLovesGogurt January 10, 2016
Get the Mormon Gogurtmug. A member of the legally blonde cast. Constantly yelled at by techs and forget his shoes on many occasions. He also believes in the lemur apocalypse
by L1l k February 28, 2020
Get the Mormon nathanmug. by Swopx July 15, 2015
Get the mormon drive bymug. Mormon Island, CA
A once thriving 1800's Gold Rush town located on the road to the Sierras that was covered up when Folsom Dam was completed in 1955. Nearly EVERY YEAR during the winter months the lake is low enough to see the remains of foundations, roads and other artifacts.
In recent times, the area has been sensationalized in the media as being a great tourist attraction. This media attention has resulted in the pilgrimage of overweight, greasy, ignorant, typical american bozos from the surrounding area to the lake bed. These scumbags drive their SUVs into the park by 100's, leaving McDonald's bags and soda cups in their wake.
A once thriving 1800's Gold Rush town located on the road to the Sierras that was covered up when Folsom Dam was completed in 1955. Nearly EVERY YEAR during the winter months the lake is low enough to see the remains of foundations, roads and other artifacts.
In recent times, the area has been sensationalized in the media as being a great tourist attraction. This media attention has resulted in the pilgrimage of overweight, greasy, ignorant, typical american bozos from the surrounding area to the lake bed. These scumbags drive their SUVs into the park by 100's, leaving McDonald's bags and soda cups in their wake.
"I got us all Big Macs and Soda from McDonald's! Now get in the Excursion we're going to Mormon Island!"
by Sheriff McLawdog February 4, 2014
Get the Mormon Islandmug.