The most ethical and moral

If you qualify what you're doing with this statement... It makes it perfectly fine.

Child molester "I conduct child molestation in the most ethical and moral way possible! I do what I like to call a 'Knock' where I tap my weiner on their butthole BEFORE I molest them to let them know their about to be molested."

Serial Killer "You see, I murder women in the most ethical and moral way possible. More so than any other serial killer."

Slave owner "I'm the most ethical and moral slave owner this side of the Mississippi. Yeah I'm doing what I'm doing. But I'm doing it in the most ethical and moral way possible."

by Hym Iam February 28, 2024

Masters of the moral landscape

"It's a metaphor for my moral presuppositions being correct"

Hym "THAT'S WHAT YOUR RELIGION IS TRYING TO DO THOUGH, ISN'T IT!? Become the masters of the moral landscape. You're LITERALLY doing the thing you accuse the atheist of doing. The entire purpose of religion is that. Eating the forbidden fruit if that's how you're going interpret it."

by Hym Iam March 15, 2024

Morally dead

When someone is sentient, but their actions and behaviour signal to the opposite, as if they're just a body obeying chemistry. Like doing things only out of instinct, or only doing or focusing on what feels good, often disregarding anything else.

This guy has talked about and done nothing but eating fast-food . He's 25, lives with his parents, and still only does that.
He's a morally dead fatass.

by Local intellectual July 28, 2021

Moral Scapegoat

Created by Blacklightjack a Moral Scapegoat is a character in fictional media which would generally be regarded as evil, however the story attempts to excuse this behavior because of prior events or experiences like Trauma, personal vendettas etc.

I don't enjoy books with Moral Scapegoats

by Cluttrd November 10, 2024

morale offset

something you do to make up for something you did wrong or think you did wrong

i bought my friend lunch as a morale offset for treating him like shit last week

by acidscherzo April 8, 2011

disney morality

'we need a slur for ppl whose worldview is: "there are good ppl and evil ppl, so u give good ppl unilimited power and they will do good and if an evil person comes into power u replace them with a good person" (basically disney morality)' -goblinodds, 5:36 PM · Aug 31, 2025

similar to goomba fallacy, in sense

alice: have you seen what happened in *country* yesterday?
bob: no, what?
alice: these people are total on disney morality, aint they?
bob: *looking it up* ah yes, totally.

by dame_dane September 4, 2025

Middle class drug morality

The morality system that some drug users have that allows them to buy drugs from horrifically violent and ruthless gangs, while at the same time boycotting some legitimate business for a relatively insignificant reason.

The classic example is students in the 1990s who made a great fuss about boycotting Nestle chocolate, yet continued to buy weed from a drug supply chain that literally murders people. There are middle class people who refuse to buy a lasagne if it has packaging that can't be recycled, yet think nothing of snorting cocaine bought from an international cartel that murders innocent families, police officers and politicians.

If the boss of Tesco's killed the boss of Sainsbury's and all his family, then took over Milton Keynes with an armed militia, people might think twice about shopping there. Yet apparently this is fine if it's drug dealers doing it.

He's got middle class drug morality - he won't go in the corner shop because Mr Johnson once shouted at a dog, but he's off his gills on goofballs every Saturday night.

This Chardonnay dates from 2020 when the manufacturers should have been obeying the Covid lockdown instead of making wine. Therefore, I won't touch it. Fancy some crack? // You have middle class drug morality.

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