Morcom

A left handed dude who doesn’t sleep, gets his inspiration from Winston Churchill, and is energized by drinking NyQuil during the day

That dude is on another level, he’s a Morcom.

by TheRealMVEP December 31, 2024

Morgpromise

A Morgpromise is when someone claims that they're are going to do something, but actually never do it, even months to years later.

Person 1: Okay, I promise I'll finish that book report.
Person 2: Dude, you've been saying that for the past 12 years.
Person 1: Thats bullcrap! I'd never Morgpromise!

by Midcontainer January 16, 2025

morphius

A name for a person who steals food discretely

(When a person is defined as so you must stick a paper on the back of their shirt saying morphius kick me)

Joe is a not a bro he is a morphius, so it is my duty to put the paper on his back so that he suffers the pain we do

by Not a morphius January 21, 2025

Morpeth

Shithole full of Posh Cunts

Person 1: lets go to morpeth
Person 2: no way man

by morpeth hater #1 February 14, 2026

Morphius Dumbassius

A creature that can transform their body into any shape or form they want but they are limited by their minds and physical capabilities as in their base forms they are the size of a straw but they can miraculously create machines of mass destruction on a whim, one example of their machines of mass destruction is the "Fun" which can shoot cartoonishly large bombs by pulling a trigger next to the barrel of it

Person 1: Fuck, Morphius Dumbassius spotted near town
Person 2: yeah, we're definitely screwed

by SomeoneYouProbablyHate February 8, 2025

Morp

A word that can be used in any context, usually to express sadness or anger

What the morp?!? This is so morpy statos.

by peomaore May 13, 2025

Morpie

/ˈmɔ r.pi/

That person who just wanted a normal life… but now someone’s hopelessly in love with them.

Simply said, the person who someone had a crush on them.

Origin:
From amor recipientis — Latin for receiver of love.

Modernised to morpie, because unasked attention deserves a cute name too lol

~ChatGPT

She keeps writing poems about me. I didn’t even say hi. I think I’m her morpie.

by Ryan Renville May 22, 2025