monk room

Long-term hotel room rental for single individual on a budget.

(seen in a craigslist ad by a local hotel): "Monk room $500.00 available June 1st. Small room with attached bathroom. Furnished. All utilities included. Complimentary local phone & cable. Flexible lease - month to month"

by Bob Stein June 20, 2007

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Hayden monk

A person who enjoys going to basildon cinema rather than lakeside as it is more "inconvenient"

What time are we meeting at basildon guys?

No HaYdEn MoNk wE aRe GoInG tO lAkEsIdE

by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018

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monke syndrome

At any given point of time, the max number of stages of MS is given by the cumulative dumbfuckery that person has carried out or thought about from his birth till that very specific point of time. By this definition, the max stages of MS can never decrease. It'll either remain constant in best case or keep on increasing.

Yesterday Monty was telling me that he was cool because some girl was stalking him via his instagram story

I think he is diagnosed with Monke Syndrome

by Neriv October 15, 2020

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Moist Monke

Moist Monke is when you make a gorilla erect from watching Zero Two hentai. Then rub petrol on the gorillas testicles, place the gorilla into a dog enclosure and watch them reproduce.

John: I’m going to moist monke.
Kevin: Ok, I’ll be watching frog lady then.

by Kev Likes Frog Lady January 9, 2021

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Sea monke

A rare type of the monke species that lives in the sea. It has a magical aura that it uses to play Sh-boom by the chords in it's vicinity while it searches for sea bananas.

Person 1: if you could be one animal which one would you be?

Person 2: sea monke

by microsoftman November 9, 2020

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