A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.
"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."
"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."
"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."
by moist robot April 11, 2007
The feeling when you're in the middle of a sexual act and you don't feel like continuing, but your body is wet anyway
by lozzledrawzzles November 22, 2022
A weird name given to someone who likes pigeons and dislikes the word moist, Mainly a teacher
(Caugh Mr Smith)
(Caugh Mr Smith)
by That one kid not called bill October 14, 2020
by Bill furry September 24, 2018
by hard_hawk_of_glencoe November 30, 2022
Moist Monke is when you make a gorilla erect from watching Zero Two hentai. Then rub petrol on the gorillas testicles, place the gorilla into a dog enclosure and watch them reproduce.
by Kev Likes Frog Lady January 09, 2021
Something that tastes good to say according to a reddit user doing an AMA about being able to taste words.
Cain: I heard you can taste words. What words taste the best?
Abel: Moist earthquake.
Cain: *Picks up rock*
Abel: Moist earthquake.
Cain: *Picks up rock*
by Salmonellq September 10, 2019