moist earthquake

Something that tastes good to say according to a reddit user doing an AMA about being able to taste words.

Cain: I heard you can taste words. What words taste the best?

Abel: Moist earthquake.

Cain: *Picks up rock*

by Salmonellq September 10, 2019

Moist Battery

When a female puts 2 AA batteries up her vagina and rubs her feet on carpet vigorously to create an electric charge causing stimulation

That moist battery was intense last night

by Moist Battery September 22, 2016

Moist Jeb

The best man a friend can ask for, but severely underrated, I mean come on he is ok at least

Moist Jeb : hey guys I love you
ShitPost: Fuck you Jeb your not one of us

by Moist Jeb May 9, 2019

Moist Camping

Another term for camping in the rain .... Moist,Wet....

Anyone down for some hiking and moist camping?

Fuck I love moist camping...

by Bill furry September 24, 2018

Moist Jamie

A wet willie of the bellybutton.

Bro they didn’t give you a wet willie did they? No worse I got a Moist Jamie

by The_did_kiddler July 24, 2021

Moist Robe

What you call you're sleeping garments when you wake up wet and have no idea why.

Vinnie woke up with a moist robe and a devastating headache.

by zbastardman March 4, 2020

moist muffcake

When a woman's vagina contains so much semen that it appears to be a a double layered cake.

Man 1- " Did you see that nude girl that just ran by"
Man 2- " I sure did, man did she have a Moist Muffcake

by The God Rod February 24, 2015