Mister Pucker

One, whose asshole is so tight that it causes him to be in a constant state of angst, which they proceed to unleash needlessly upon others.

One colleague to another, "God damn, John is so up tight." Colleague 2, "That's why we call him Mister Pucker!"

by Meester Fuzzums May 9, 2008

Mister Ed

A dude (or dudette), while going down on a chick blows, making the sound of a horse braying, resulting in a queef.

"Dude, I gave Ellen a Mister Ed and she made me sleep on the couch for a week!"

by Kean Bean February 22, 2010

Mistheory

Mistheory - a poor hypothesis based on absent, inadequate, dodgy or completely misused evidence and subsequently touted as a truth. Scientists are horrified by mistheories.

Succussion – the mistheory that a solution is made stronger by repeated dilution and vigorous shaking.

Another mistheory is the notion that women are better are making connections than men because one small study found slightly more connective tissue between the hemispheres of women’s brains compared to men’s.

by Noemi's Ideas November 16, 2010

Mister Shrum

The leader of the Shrum clan, a family of tourists that traveled deep into Asia to find herro herro's in their natural habitat. A creature of great intellect and intrigue, Mister Shrum likes to attend parties where he can converse with the rest of the Shrum family. He has a wife, Mrs. Shrum, two children, Toddler Shrum and Younger Brother Shrum, as well as a Cousin Shrum. They are indigenous to New York but are known to travel the world.

This is Mister Shrum, and the shower radio in Mr. Shrum's bathroom is not working.

by thecoooolest January 21, 2011

Mister Fahrenheit

A nickname you call someone when they are able to withstand heat

James: You are kind of close to that fire, aren't you hot, Jhon?
Jhon: I can stand it
James: Mister Fahrenheit!

by 50%Cat December 2, 2011

Mister Cee

A HipHop DJ and host of legendary hip hop radio station Hot 97 He is most recently know for being part of a gay sex bust in which he got caught having gay sex with a transvestite in a parked car outside a New York Hotel by the NYPD. He initially denied the claim but after legal documents surfaced on the internet proving the claim he later confirmed it through an angry twitter message reading "SO WHAT! Mind ur motherfucking business. Thats right i said it!! Some people have such depressing lives they get joy from others mistakes."

Guy 1: Who the hell is mister cee? i keep seeing his name on twitter.
Guy 2: Ohh. Hes that one DJ who got caught having gay sex with a transvestite by the pigs

by alphapixell December 11, 2011

Mistercheckerfeet

A fan of Van Shoes, usually a male, who is completely awesome and laid back. Mistercheckerfeet are very protective and at the same time attractive. If you run into a Mistercheckerfeet, hold onto him forever.

Dude, did you see that awesome guy walking past! It must have been a Mistercheckerfeet.

by aMistercheckerfeet July 25, 2011