minimal

Any mammal which has been shrunken by careful breeding, for maximum cuteness and portability.

"Why is that Guinea Pig on a leash?" she wondered, before coming close enough to see that it was a full-grown, two-pound minimal, the smallest dog she had ever seen. She had to have one.

by Monkey's Dad March 16, 2020

Minimartieni

romanian the most potent drug in the world,usually used by teenagers.

This drug affects the brain,often inducing a psychedelic episodes and painful erections.

Amici mei au niste minimartieni,ne dopam?
Da frate,n am mai luat minimartieni de o saptamana!

by Csen March 21, 2020

Minimerterian

Libertarian society, where the coolest triumvirate decides disputes between families and/or clans.

An alien-enhanced Dog, Cat and Horse, was our first World Minimerterian Triumvirate. We were lucky that Pigs, Chickens or Cows; weren't included yet. We (Primates) had to wait for 127,000 years of karmatic alignment; until a Human-Human-Dog Minimerterian Triumvirate got back on top.

Our First Galactic Message:
"Fuck You, Alien-Squid, we will eat you with marinara sauce."

by Cthulhian Priest May 10, 2020

minimum slave

Someone who works for minimum wage in a country where minimum wage is not enough to live on without extra state support or benefits.

Since the postindustrial decline in the rust belt the service industry has been built by the tool of minimum slaves.

by Ellis disease May 16, 2020

Minishields

Minishields is when your friend tells you something that you already seen/know of already. Minishields is something that is dumb obvious and you shall be shamed if you did not realise.

The Victim is left powerless and has to accept his embarrassing defeat.

-"What!! Pornhub premium is free on valentines day."

-"Bro thats so Minishields shut up"

by Donglord123 May 16, 2020

Minish

The word "Minish" means retarded

That guy is minish!!

by አላህ October 27, 2020

Miniscalco

Sometimes the name can be confused with Maniscalco but that is not how it is spelled. Miniscalco is a legacy of powerful, unrelentless, funny, and creative people who are not afraid to say what they think. It also can be shortened to mini or mino for creative nicknames. It is a last name.

“Hmm who is that”
“Oh, that’s mino, he’s the man”
“Oh I know him”
“Yea he is Philip Miniscalco”

by Delilah Reynolds October 31, 2020