Milo

The cutest puppy in the world, amazing sweet and cute.Everything is great about this dog. He/her is obedient and loyal. If you put him in a christmas costume you will die of exposure to cuteness.

Me : Puts costume on Milo
Milo: Shows puppy eyes

Me:Starts masturbating and dies to ripping my penis off.

by Giant dog penis March 23, 2019

Milo

An accident. Definitely a sex offender. A little shit that even his parents don’t like him. But just his mom/mum is the only parent he has because he killed his dad

Milo is such a suck up, what a little bitch

by Two bollocks on my cousin May 3, 2020

Milo

Milo, the happiest chap you'll ever meet. Smiles at everyone and is full of love. Someone who loves his mummy and daddy millions. The sweetest person alive. Everyone loves him.

Wow, Milo is awesome, look at him just smiling all the time!

Wish i was as happy as Milo!

by Libribdib July 25, 2017

milo heinze

this guy has a huge pp

i saw milo heinze's dick

by milo heinze April 21, 2022

Milo Murphy's Law

Final Destination for kids

milo murphy's law sucks bruh

by Geometry dashing June 29, 2025

Milo

Milo
A piece of my heart will always be yours.
You and me both have changed.
You’re very cold and distant now, towards everyone really.
We used to talk for hours and hours.
Now the only contact we have is eyecontact.
I don’t know how to describe what I feel for you,
But whenever our eyes meet, if only for a second, I wish I could run up to you and kiss you.
I think about you all the time.
I miss you.
-J <3

I love you, Milo.

by Sincerely, the girl next door November 23, 2021

Dirty Milo

The act of giving your dog drugs and then letting them sniff a line of coke out your asshole, while you piss out pills. After the dirty Milo you must watch a drag queen show with a bisexual friend.

Jack: Dude I heard Kayla gave her dog a Dirty Milo yesterday
William: Lets ask Melinah, I'd bet she know

by MysthiccSama November 27, 2024