!Mikey is a lil bitch boy who usually has a girlfriend that is about a year or 2 older than him and is just too good for him. Mikeys' tend to come along in sets of twins, some times with a M named twin to match. Mikey also tend to be film bros, and ironically then tend to have the worst taste in movies and tv. They like to have once fictional character that they wrap their whole personality around. Some examples being Spider-man, Batman, Goku, or Hello Kitty. They also tend to have big egos to compensate with their small tic tacs.
by edddddie November 7, 2023
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Hym "I'll what Mikey... As someone who's made sexual comments about people's daughters. Your anxiety about bad things happening to your kids does not give you authority over other people rights and/or lives and the more you try to use your kids to have dominion over other people, the more they deserve the worst things that happen to them. Really. You are some of the worst pieces of shit on the planet. It's Murders, Rapist, Parents in that order. I have a right to do what I did. You don't have a right to do what you're doing. And to be fair, the murders at least have a point sometimes. But no, you go fuck yourself. I hope you've come to terms with the fact that if she gets molested now you guaranteed that there is 1 person who AS A MATTER OF ABSOLUTELY CERTAINTY will now feel bad about it. And you did that to yourself."
by Hym Iam November 9, 2023
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its the coolest name ever. it needs more recognition. i looked up "mikey" in google pictures, and i fucking got mickey mouse. dont compare a gods name to a rat.
aNYWAYS
mikey is a cooler version of the name Michael, which means "who is like God." isnt it epik?
okay, so lemme say one more thing
actually two more things.
1, IF YOUR THINKING OF NAMING YOUR KID MICHAEL. NO. ITS MIKEY.
2, MICKEY IS NOT FUCKING MIKEY
its the coolest name ever. it needs more recognition. i looked up "mikey" in google pictures, and i fucking got mickey mouse. dont compare a gods name to a rat.
aNYWAYS
mikey is a cooler version of the name Michael, which means "who is like God." isnt it epik?
okay, so lemme say one more thing
actually two more things.
1, IF YOUR THINKING OF NAMING YOUR KID MICHAEL. NO. ITS MIKEY.
2, MICKEY IS NOT FUCKING MIKEY
by MyNameIsMikeyAndYoullDoWutISay October 16, 2019
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