The Mexican Panda 

Noun

A sexual position where the woman is doing a hand stand at the foot of the bed (back against bed)and a male (or woman bearing proper apparatus) holds her by her left foot with one hand and puts their right middle finger in the woman's belly button while ****ing her in the a**. Recommendation: sing the mexican national anthem while you are doing it.

The Mexican National anthem is best sung during the Mexican Panda

The Mexican Panda by Adam Paul December 18, 2004

two finger mexican oil change 

The sexual act of placing a finger in your female sexual partners anal canal and vaginal canal simultaneosly to check her viscosity of either entrance. Then as the mechanic on duty you determine if she is a quart low and you give it her anally or vaginally after you attain the proper lubrication on your dipstick.

Lastnight as a part of foreplay I gave Jane a "two finger mexican oil change prior to having sex"

two finger mexican oil change by Dave Winkelman December 12, 2007

The Mexican 

A match winning high school footballer, that wasnt drafted to the AFL, that occasionally likes to eat a plate of nachos from the missus' back in front of the fire place.

Hi Honney, care to join me for the mexican deluxe.

The Mexican by I love the JMAC June 18, 2009

The Mexican Hat 

Poor Mans steak and potatoes. Fried bologna topped with mashed potatoes and melted cheese.

I was at my boy Nick's house and I was hungry and he didnt have anything but bologna, idaho spuds, and cheese. So i decided to make The Mexican Hat.

The Mexican Hat by murfdizzle83 October 19, 2011

The Mexican Sack Pull 

The act of pulling back the nutsack toward and then into the asshole. The person then craps his own balls out of his ass onto a Mexican person.

I need a sandwich after the strenuous The Mexican Sack Pull.

The Mexican Sack Pull by The Twister in the Sun October 1, 2014

The mexican wonder rub

When you go to a porter potty in Mexico, and take shit from the toilet and rub it all over yourself.

"Dude did you do the mexican wonder rub?"

"Fuck yeah, its a Mexican tradition!"

The mexican wonder rub by Samuel Sanudo October 13, 2014

The Mexican Whistler  

You take a girl out for a fine mexican dinner and feed her lots of beans(possible foods include bean and cheese burritos, taco), then return promptly home for a night of anal intercourse. Due to the intake of beans, she will probably need to release gas from her bowels(fart). While you insert your penis into her rectum she will fart and as a result of the presence of your cock being in her butt hole it will make a whistling sound.

Tom, you will not believe what i did last night. I gave Maria "The Mexican Whistler "

The Mexican Whistler by Josh Menendez March 26, 2009