meat gazer

1. A security guard hired to protect cattle from rustlers.

2. A man who enjoys observing another man's penis without permission, usually in public washrooms and showers.

3. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.

4. A person who has a fetish for excessively large vaginal lips and/or a protruding clitoris. (see flower or labia)

1. "Bob. Wake up. It looks like the ol' piss-tank meat gazer finally passed out. I'm going in to hiest that heffer behind him. Watch my back."

2. "I seen you checking out my crotch, you meat gazer!"

3. "Hey Jim, be careful. I'm pretty sure the bus driver is a meat gazer cuz he smiled at me."

4. "I seen you checking out my pee flaps, you meat gazer!"

by Mickey Nation November 12, 2006

MAGAT

Literal acronym for "Make America Great Again Terrorist".

"On January 6, a group of MAGATs invaded the U.S. capitol in an attempt to subvert the American democratic process."

"Only a MAGAT would ever be dumb enough to try and steal an election due to a baseless belief that the election was being stolen..."

by Chroooth January 7, 2021

If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?

A phrase heard in the Pink Floyd song, "Another Brick in the Wall". Extremely funny.

Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."

by DuBois April 7, 2006

blow meat

The flesh on the back of the neck. Boxing legend Joe Frazier used the word to describe his own thick neck on "The Howard Stern Show"

Ginny found herself oddly attracted to a man's blow meat. She would stroke the meat in the same way she might milk a cow.

by Pantaloon February 5, 2008

Meatbeard

Particularly among men, a double chin, or the fleshiness of one's neck below the chin.

"That low-angle webcam totally highlights your meatbeard."

by Dan Fielding September 25, 2005

meat market

a place where guys go to meet the ladies, and ladies show up to tease the guys. pairing is done solely on the basis of physical attraction. the selection of quality meat in the butcher shop is a similar process.

that study room is a meat market. no one ever goes there to study. fools go there for nothing but the hook up.

by lab monitor April 3, 2003

taint meat

the area between the ass and pussy
cause it taint pussy and it taint ass

by super_grover August 28, 2003