Mathiew is a long name for a short guy, he is mostly known for sending memes and are also quite queer.
Mathiews have fun slightly offensive personalities and don't take jokes to heart so don't be shy around them !
Mathiews have fun slightly offensive personalities and don't take jokes to heart so don't be shy around them !
by KKK then August 12, 2017
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The name of a godess that should have been placed into her own fairytale. it would have went a little something like this.
Once upon a time, there was a child called Mateisha she was the most precious girl you had ever laid eyes on. light brown eyes, dark majestic flowing hair, cute eyelashes stunning smile. she was born to be a singer. just didnt know it yet. 20 years later she was married to a dashing sexy stud of a guy handsome.they were so cute together. they moved country and made money through helping children and she sang people back to life.WOW which gave immortality. she had 600 babies because he could not keep his hands off her. THE END
great story huh?
Mateisha is kind natured and adorable.
Once upon a time, there was a child called Mateisha she was the most precious girl you had ever laid eyes on. light brown eyes, dark majestic flowing hair, cute eyelashes stunning smile. she was born to be a singer. just didnt know it yet. 20 years later she was married to a dashing sexy stud of a guy handsome.they were so cute together. they moved country and made money through helping children and she sang people back to life.WOW which gave immortality. she had 600 babies because he could not keep his hands off her. THE END
great story huh?
Mateisha is kind natured and adorable.
by lushywushy October 24, 2012
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Me: I’m mateisexual.
My BFF: What does that mean?
Me: It means that I have a crush on Matei.
Me: I’m mateisexual.
My BFF: What does that mean?
Me: It means that I have a crush on Matei.
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Luna Park, mailbox, rats, burn victims, bent fingers, just a few exales
Luna Park, mailbox, rats, burn victims, bent fingers, just a few exales
That thing looks like a mathieu
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Get the Mathis mug.if you get mathiassa you cant shit nor have doggy the next week.
if you fail this you have to drink your mates cum
if you fail this you have to drink your mates cum
wow, you just got mathiassa, this means you cant have doggy nor take a shit
girl 1: whats wrong with my boyfriend, last night he refused to have doggy
girl 2: oh i know, he just got mathiassa
girl 1: whats wrong with my boyfriend, last night he refused to have doggy
girl 2: oh i know, he just got mathiassa
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