medical marriage

Legal union between two people for the sole purpose of extending spousal health insurance.

Leslie and Steve have a medical marriage so he gets coverage for his chronic heart condition.

by Rich H March 5, 2015

Marriage muscle

(Noun) The penis.

The wedding night: After a wonderful day, Winona wondered when she might get a peek at Walter’s famously huge marriage muscle...

by Tempus Fuggin Fugit April 1, 2021

Micro marriage

Micro marriaging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marriage me”

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 14, 2021

Marriage Orgy

When you get married with alot of people at the same time and then divorce them

Charlie: Wow! I went to a marriage orgy and now I have 4 ex-partners!

by yowchi August 2, 2021

Tax Marriage

Marrriage that is only for taxies

Tubbo: let’s get married for tax purposes

Ranboo: but-
Tubbo: Taxes
Ranboo: Tax Marriage :,(

by Boo :p August 25, 2021

Marriage-zoned

Where a girl friendzones a guy so hard that she asks him to be her husband on Facebook. Generally one of the highest levels of friendzoneage.

Ally: Jacob, you're my best friend and I love you so much!
Jacob: Love you too.
Ally: Omg, will you marry me on Facebook to show our best-friendness?!
Jacob: *dejectedly* sure.
Jacob (thinking): I just got marriage-zoned. This is even worse than being friendzoned...

by Friendzoning Fiend July 18, 2013

friend marriage

A friend marriage is when 2 best friends love each other very much that they decide to get married but as friends not lovers, the legally or formally recognized union of two people as besties in a personal relationship

Person one: Omg I Love you so much
Person two: Yos lets get a friend marriage bestie!

by Lunar_Gh0sT November 27, 2020