marriage blues

1. the depressed feeling experienced after one of you kneel and/or before the hike down the aisle.

2. the abstract black hole in your cardiac system possibly somehow related to an individual definition and fear of marriage.

She had a redneck marriage, carried the marriage blues, and died of the yellow plague.

What caused Laura to become a stewardess.

An ignorant person may be found cursing: You ungrateful... ungrateful slut, you should be married!

depression sadness fear vows wedding engagement

by lady.in.white. April 12, 2012

I'm waiting for marriage

Term used by men/women who can't get any sex. People use this as an excuse for still being a virgin at 25.

"Dude, are you seriously still a virgin?"

"I'm waiting for marriage"

by nate_2330 October 1, 2012

Marriage

The unfortunate act when a man marries a woman and she takes control of his life; taking his money, breaking his spirit and watching him beg for some change at her feet.

Man: With this ring I thee wed

Woman: With this ring I thee OWN

Thus concludes the marriage and the man can only run to the end of his leash and bark

by MySister April 8, 2008

15-bit marriage

Denoting a state of being where you are freely allowed to have from 0 to 32,767 wives/husbands. Two to the 15th power is 32,768, and there is also the state of having no spouse, so the values are from zero to thirty-two thousand, seven hundred and sixty seven. So one could have either 32,767 wives or any combination of wives and husbands in one family adding up to 32,767. The original Mormons were engineered with a 15-bit marriage, the highest in post-100A.D. history.

The Mormons had the resplendent promise of giving the user a 15-bit marriage, but in 1890 they caved in to government pressure to be cycle-inaccurate and therefore have only one spouse.

When I die I hope I can have a 15-bit marriage in Heaven.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 9, 2008

Marriage

The official permission to have sex.

- U know, I'm 18+, but my parents still don't let me to have sex comfortably, this is sick.
- Don't worry babe, they just need the City
Hall's permission.
- Yeah, maybe marriage is the best thing 4 me.

by Ena Sasha Regina February 7, 2009

marriage

1) A God-ordained process of ancient Hebrew origin by which a man and a woman are joined to become one flesh.

2) The act in which a man sucks it up, gets off his selfish ass, and realizes some responsibility for a change.

My wife and I celebrated the 75th aniversary of our marriage.

by Joelio November 20, 2003

saving myself for the marriage

an answer from the non-at&t customer to the perennial question of why s/he has yet to purchase an iphone; refers to the long-anticipated but yet-to-be consummated full-on hookup between apple's iphone and verizon wireless; may never happen

so smug iphone owner goes: no iphone yet buddy? don't you want to live in 2010-land with the rest of us hip kids?

and non-at&t customer comes back: no sir, i value the wholesome relationship that i have with my current carrier and so i am saving myself for the marriage

smug iphone owner attempts to console: that android-loaded phone you've got there looks o.k. you know . . . you should really value what you have in life

non-at&t customer has the last word: keep that hippy bullshit to yourself champ, i am not the settling type

by boustrophedonik December 1, 2010