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manhole cover

i urgently wanted to mount her, so I slipped her manhole cover to the side and pierced her lips rather than waste time peeling off her underpants
by John R. December 8, 2003
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macho

A male person that acts like he is the king of the world.
Generally shows a degrading attitude towards women and sensitive men.

A typical stereotype of the sports-loving sportscar-driving ultramale that doesn't want to hear anything from anyone about their way of life.

For reasons unknown, girls in the age of 14-22 favorize machos while other guys get left behind as so called "best friends" to these girls, aka "soul dustbin".
Jack is a real macho.
In his opinion, girls have to do the housework
all alone, cook him food and wash his clothes.

"...and then Rob said he'd dump me for that bitch Amy! booohooo, what does she have what i don't have? *cry*"
- This was the 84th time that the 18 year old single Markus heard this sentence, asking himself the very same question; What do machos have that makes these assholes attractive to women?
by Cheezzze December 30, 2008
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Manhood Destroyer

The name of an ex-lover after she ridicules your genitals in public. Or a person who has a reputation of doing so.

Mary is a manhood destroyer, why would you sleep with her
Mary is a manhood destroyer, why would you sleep with her
by Dominus Noctis February 9, 2015
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popping manholes

"How did you enjoy popping manholes last night?"
by Mr T. 2 January 11, 2010
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kick in the manhood

Girl 1-Men can be brought to their knees by a simple kick in the manhood!

Girl 2-It's not so simple, you have to kick them under the dick, in the balls. It's the balls that hurt.
by Nobli November 19, 2022
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machomp

Someone ugly on the inside.
Typically drives a tricked out two door Honda with a converitble top, with the license plate that reads "MACHOMP" (this was a real experience)
Wow, that guy in the tricked out Honda is a total douchebag.
Yeah, he is pretty much a machomp.
by carijewell August 20, 2008
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mahogany diaper

Taking your balls and pulling them around your cock then pushing a nail through your balls to sercure them.
Bob: hey why did you miss cindy's party yesterday.

Bill: i couldn't walk because of my mahogany diaper.

Bob: HAHA! sucks to be you.
by bigg_daddy_smokey June 15, 2009
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