james madison

Our smallest founding father and president. Kind of a dick. Wrote the federalist papers with Alexander Hamilton before siding with his boyfriend Thomas Jefferson

James Madison won't talk to me, I only called him useless what's his deal??

by Ace the Extrodinary Dipshit May 16, 2016

Madison Disease

When you're eWhoring and you sell your pictures/videos for less than a dollar each or charge less than $20 for a package

you selling a single pic for $5? you got the madison disease bro

by madisondisease August 18, 2021

James Madison

America's most emo president. Short little dude. Southern motherfucking democratic republican. Used to be cool with Alexander Hamilton, but not anymore. Gay for Thomas Jefferson. Always sick.

Did you hear about what happened in Monticello between James Madison and Thomas Jefferson? Guess we know what Jefferson does there now.

by Mark,MyWords November 6, 2016

Madison Reyes

Madison Reyes is an amazing, wonderful, talented actress and singer. Her first role is Julie and the Phantoms and she portrays the role of Julie Molina.

Madison Reyes is a queen!

by Yogi the Doggo January 3, 2021

UW-Madison

Outstanding university. Usually gets rated as the number one party school in the nation. Full of very beautiful women and great sports teams. When the weather is nice, it is one of the best places on earth.

"you went to Madison?"
"yep"
"damn, you are lucky. I bet your classes were full of beautiful women, you partied ever night, your basketball and football teams kicked ass and you got a great job when you graduated"
"yep"

by George Meredith March 26, 2005

Madison County

A small country based county in Virginia that has more cows than people , Girls think it’s cool to become alcoholics before age 15 , and guys ride around blaring a gucci mane song from 2011. Not very many places to eat but they do have a McDonald’s , that all of the inbreds in their ass clapping trucks come screaming through to hangout with their other ass clapping friends from times 8am to 11pm. Cops are really nice if you have the right last name , and the local foods will most likely make you shit your brains out, she’s technically a “keeper” if she has all of her teeth, “incest” doesn’t exist there , and if you haven’t slept with 98% of the football team you probably “ain’t shit”.

“Hey man wanna go to Madison county?”
“Nah man I’ve already watched deliverance already”

by Notbillcosby April 15, 2018

Madison/Maddie

Madison is your best friend. When you first see her you'll think "wow she looks way better than me" and want to change your outfit. Madison has the most gorgeous green eyes, and the perfect smile to bring up your day. Her hair is unbelievably soft and when you come over in the morning shes going to want you to braid her hair.. and then you guys will be late because of it. but dont worry. Maddie will make up some excuse about why you were late. The thing about Maddie, is that she thinks really deaply. she gets herself caught up in fazes. Madisons really laid back and easy-going but its hard to be her friend because you have to get her. you have to understand the little things like "lighting" and stuff. you have to be patient and give her time. Madison is the best, most caring, understanding,intelligent,funny, outgoing person you will ever meet. If someday you become her friend. TRUST HER. because she will NEVER lie to you. you might think somethings going on but you need to trust her because she will be honest. dont care about what other people say or tell you. dont screw up with Madison because although she might have some problems in her life. she will be the best friend you will ever have.

Madison/Maddie

by society6 June 2, 2015