Our smallest founding father and president. Kind of a dick. Wrote the federalist papers with Alexander Hamilton before siding with his boyfriend Thomas Jefferson
by Ace the Extrodinary Dipshit May 16, 2016

When you're eWhoring and you sell your pictures/videos for less than a dollar each or charge less than $20 for a package
by madisondisease August 18, 2021

America's most emo president. Short little dude. Southern motherfucking democratic republican. Used to be cool with Alexander Hamilton, but not anymore. Gay for Thomas Jefferson. Always sick.
Did you hear about what happened in Monticello between James Madison and Thomas Jefferson? Guess we know what Jefferson does there now.
by Mark,MyWords November 6, 2016

Madison Reyes is an amazing, wonderful, talented actress and singer. Her first role is Julie and the Phantoms and she portrays the role of Julie Molina.
by Yogi the Doggo January 3, 2021

Outstanding university. Usually gets rated as the number one party school in the nation. Full of very beautiful women and great sports teams. When the weather is nice, it is one of the best places on earth.
"you went to Madison?"
"yep"
"damn, you are lucky. I bet your classes were full of beautiful women, you partied ever night, your basketball and football teams kicked ass and you got a great job when you graduated"
"yep"
"yep"
"damn, you are lucky. I bet your classes were full of beautiful women, you partied ever night, your basketball and football teams kicked ass and you got a great job when you graduated"
"yep"
by George Meredith March 26, 2005

A small country based county in Virginia that has more cows than people , Girls think it’s cool to become alcoholics before age 15 , and guys ride around blaring a gucci mane song from 2011. Not very many places to eat but they do have a McDonald’s , that all of the inbreds in their ass clapping trucks come screaming through to hangout with their other ass clapping friends from times 8am to 11pm. Cops are really nice if you have the right last name , and the local foods will most likely make you shit your brains out, she’s technically a “keeper” if she has all of her teeth, “incest” doesn’t exist there , and if you haven’t slept with 98% of the football team you probably “ain’t shit”.
by Notbillcosby April 15, 2018

Finest person on earth. Can literally do anything to me and I would allow it. Please pick me Mikey, choose me Mikey, love me Mikey.
by Mikeymadisonslover March 19, 2022
