Mushroom Stampede

The act of being continuosly mushroom stamped to the facial area with less than 2 second intervals between stamping.

Taylor, Savannah's face looks like shit from that mushroom stampede last night.

by Turdnuggetbluntman February 9, 2010

Muscle dance

The the art of spastically flexing and unflexing every muscle in ones body at the same time.

That girl was doing the muscle dance on my cack.

That girls muscle dance be hawt.

by Coolin815 May 13, 2011

Musician Delusion

When a musician or band has an over inflated sense of talent. Fan base usually consists of family and friends whom are obligated to support them.

"I'd rather listen to stray cats in heat than one more minute of this crap, these guys have musician delusion."

"No dude, I'm sure that you'll be discovered in this midwestern dive bar, (under his breath as friend walks away) wow he's totally got musician delusion!"

by Ms Keepin real January 26, 2012

Mushroom Sandwich

When you grab a guys ass and their dick and push them towards eachother

Dude Thomas just gave Freddy a Mushroom Sandwich

by Jawzzii December 9, 2019

Mushroomhead

A nigga with a haircut that looks like a mushroom

Person 1: What is going on with your hair
Person 2: My barber gave me the mushroomhead

Person 1: I told you not to go to that crackhead

by Yruey January 23, 2023

Suck-Muscle

Ones mouth or face. Typically used vulgarly to describe ones face.

Jimmy's wife better shut her suck-muscle and make me some meatloaf.

by AyeDrinkBeer May 24, 2009

Mattress Music

Music people listen to while having sex.

This Chris Brown album is awesome but it's mostly mattress music.

by BobbyHerf March 26, 2016