A person that knows the dangers of recreationally using oxycontin or oxycodone yet continues to abuse it.
Did you hear about that guy down the street? He's been stealing his grandma's oxycontin for years. What an oxy-moron.
by Jg1153414 April 6, 2020

by MC Vet November 10, 2020

Someone who is simultaneously breathing and an idiot (EX: you, probably). This noun can also be used to describe someone with infectious stupidity (that is breathing). This word sounds stupid (which it is), but you never know if the person you use it on will be alive the next moment.
(sometimes confused with "oxymoron," which is different I swear).
(sometimes confused with "oxymoron," which is different I swear).
"They're an oxy-moron."
"I'm such an oxy-moron, I'm going to kill someone in approximately 0.5 hemiseconds"
"I'm such an oxy-moron, I'm going to kill someone in approximately 0.5 hemiseconds"
by CRIMINALCRIMINALCRIMINAL March 15, 2023

a derogatory term someone might use to poke fun at or insult someone else's intelligence. Or, someone who looks up "moron" on urban dictionary.com instead of learning it in preschool/kindergarten
by Splasphemy October 16, 2023

Old Demented looking Fart from Scranton PA that doesn't know his Ass from a hole in the ground, who was responsible for putting a Muslim. Communist Dictator into Office. Trying to ejaculate himself into the Presidency of the United States, where half the time, he couldn't tell you if he was on PLANET Earth or on Mars. Will surly get Clobbered by Trump in the 2020. Elections! The Man is a Moron!
by I DREAM OF GENIE March 11, 2020

Hym “No seriously. You’re one of those guys who is always trying to convince his friend’s moron brother to stupid things for your mutual amusement. Jesus that is embarrassing. He has to know he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about! Yeah, I mean you’d have to! This is unreal. I’m like an ACTUAL profound genius and I’m being defrauded by a mainstream intellectual! This is like something out of a movie... Wait! It isn’t! That isn’t a thing yet! Todd? TODD!? Where are you!? Are you seeing this!? Are you here with us,now? We could make a biopic! We wouldn’t even need his permission. We could just do what Netflix did to Tyson! Or what you did to me! It would be great! No, go watch this guy try to articulate the profundity of my thought and fail miserably. This has got to be embarrassing. You need to start watching your videos before you release them.”
by Hym Iam September 29, 2022
