by Swopx July 03, 2015
A penis that is only just large and/or functional enough for procreation and the man’s personal pleasure.
Thanks to Ammon’s Mormon dick, Elizabeth didn’t have to worry about experiencing those icky feelings of sexual enjoyment while trying for their 7th child.
by NotNestle April 14, 2022
a non alcoholic drink consisting of club soda, lemon zest, and an olive served in a martini glass with an umbrella and lemon skin on the glass
by reidtard December 13, 2010
Middle aged or geriatric white male revered by a local Mormon congregation as a marriage and sex counselor, financial advisor, and spiritual leader that generally lacks any real experience in at least 2 of the 3 disciplines.
I told my mormon bishop I was having difficulty communicating with my husband about his tendency to belittle me in front of the children, so he told me to stop masturbating.
by R. David Johnson January 16, 2018
Mormon Island, CA
A once thriving 1800's Gold Rush town located on the road to the Sierras that was covered up when Folsom Dam was completed in 1955. Nearly EVERY YEAR during the winter months the lake is low enough to see the remains of foundations, roads and other artifacts.
In recent times, the area has been sensationalized in the media as being a great tourist attraction. This media attention has resulted in the pilgrimage of overweight, greasy, ignorant, typical american bozos from the surrounding area to the lake bed. These scumbags drive their SUVs into the park by 100's, leaving McDonald's bags and soda cups in their wake.
A once thriving 1800's Gold Rush town located on the road to the Sierras that was covered up when Folsom Dam was completed in 1955. Nearly EVERY YEAR during the winter months the lake is low enough to see the remains of foundations, roads and other artifacts.
In recent times, the area has been sensationalized in the media as being a great tourist attraction. This media attention has resulted in the pilgrimage of overweight, greasy, ignorant, typical american bozos from the surrounding area to the lake bed. These scumbags drive their SUVs into the park by 100's, leaving McDonald's bags and soda cups in their wake.
"I got us all Big Macs and Soda from McDonald's! Now get in the Excursion we're going to Mormon Island!"
by Sheriff McLawdog February 04, 2014
When you use a condom while getting head, and your girls sucks out the cum when you're done, just like gogurt.
by EveryoneLovesGogurt November 08, 2015
A Mormon (Latter Day Saint) who is "all in" and devotedly follows all the trends of the current prophet.
by logologician December 07, 2013