Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-Knocker

The time period just before prarie dogging when you first feel a poop coming on. Particularly after having Hu-Hot Mongolian with a boat load of Jalapenos.

on the phone "Hey Jim, I gotta let you go; I got a Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-knocker"

by Hurts 2 Poop May 15, 2019

Mongolian Tiptoe

An advanced tech in Super Smash Brother Melee, in which a ness player slowly tiptoes towards the opponent before forward smashing.

"Dude, I can't believe josh hit the Mongolian Tiptoe on me!"

by mongolian tiptoer November 26, 2024

Mongolian Empire

A blue bitchy swine (to others or Chinese) BBW and a hero (to mongolians)

She might destroy a shitty wall idk

Some say she the blue female version of Tuong Lu Kim

She is also loud af

Chinese Person 1: I am so irritated by Mongolian Empire!!,she destroy my wall!!!

Chinese Person 2: Sad,really sad I feel bad for u

by SpicyFiend289 August 7, 2023

Mongolian Flickgooning

The process of hiring a Mongolian little person to give you an Alligator Reacharound.

Hey bud, can we go back to my place and do some Mongolian Flickgooning

by Witerwally A Genius October 25, 2024

Mongolian Roulette

A game where guys sit around a poker table and a girl goes under the table and performs oral sex on one guy and they place bets on who is getting it. Winner is the guy who finishes and no one guesses right.

The other night during the poker game we got Amy to play Mongolian Roulette and Bill didn't flinch so he won $100.

by Bighead64 October 6, 2018

jewish mongolian bunghole aids

When two mongolians scissor eachother and get aids then makeout with a jewish person and then they slobber on a monglians asshole and then they scissor and get jewish mongolian bunghole aids and yell "HAYYAA HAYYAAA CHING CHONG!!!!!"

bro im literally going to give you jewish mongolian bunghole aids if you dont pierce my taint.

by bungurtfungertmalungertjungert June 22, 2024

Mongolian Cock Stretching

Verb: To stretch the tissues and fibers of the penis. The action is as followed
1. two sticks pushing outwards from the body whilst poking into the base of the tip, elongating the cock. It should look like a arrow pointing away from you
2. Continue to push over an open fire outdoors until either satisfied with the progress made or until traumatic amputation

Person 1: Dude, she’ll never be satisfied with me.

Person 2: just do some Mongolian Cock Stretching

by gv_86 October 11, 2025