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Mongolian Lunchbox

When a girl rides your face so hard it warms up all your face “meat” just like the Mongolians did with their beef. AMEN
Hey baby doll why don’t you come over here and get yourself a Mongolian Lunchbox!
by Pump&Dump Daddy December 9, 2022
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Mongolian Mouth Music

The sounds of receiving oral sex while throwing up and or pulling trig
I got way too drunk last night, but that skank Bethany gave me that Mongolian Mouth Music
by Tuckajleo May 10, 2024
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Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-Knocker

The time period just before prarie dogging when you first feel a poop coming on. Particularly after having Hu-Hot Mongolian with a boat load of Jalapenos.
on the phone "Hey Jim, I gotta let you go; I got a Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-knocker"
by Hurts 2 Poop May 15, 2019
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mongolian firebird

a sex position in which a woman does a hand stand and splits at the same time and the man gets a running start and jumps on top of her thrusting inside and balancing himself out on top of her.
Friend: What your favorite sex position?
You: Mongolian Firebird of course!
Friend: There's no way you could actually pull that off!
by Patient Xero June 9, 2016
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Mongolian Winter

An instance of regional snow and cold weather during a later season than conventionally expected of the area.

Used similarly to the term ‘Indian Summer’.
Ben: “Wow did you see all the snow this morning!? February was weeks ago!”
Jimba: “Must be having a Mongolian winter this year!”
by Twattock March 8, 2023
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Mongolian tickle torture

Despite having tickle in the name it doesn't mean tickle torcher, it instead refers to an act in which you spread your asshole with a dragon dido before attaching a wench on a high torque vehicle such as a truck and flooring it, this in turn rips out the prolapse and is agonizing.
by Mr.crispy January 30, 2021
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Mongolian ESports Finalist

Items Needed:
-any television display or projector
-two normal sized people
-two Nintendo switch Pro Controllers

-Nintendo Switch
-3.4 gallons of prune juice
-Super smash Bros ultimate cartridge for the Nintendo Switch

-Match commentators (optional)

Take two people and the Nintendo pro controllers, and insert the controllers in the ass or up the urethra (can also be up their vagina if female), and play a game of super smash bros while the controllers are inside them. (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice). Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate AND lose the game of smash bros. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
(To add an extra layer of difficulty, have the match commentators give the players footjobs while playing)
Ex. “Man, that guy kicked my ass at esports finals, so now I have to face him in a Mongolian ESports Finalist tournament along with the commentators”
by The_angriest_aztec March 4, 2025
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