mongolian handcuffs

when you're 5 in the pink & 5 in the stink, rip thick44

i gave her the ol' mongolian handcuffs

by battlefield friends 2003 January 22, 2024

Mongolian Steps

When you stack three people of Mongolian descent upon one another in the nude and proceed to lick their various generals and assholes all the way up.

Dude. Last night was wild, I climbed the Mongolian steps!

by Spumoni September 10, 2021

mongolian shimmy

Similar to its cousin the mongolian slide, the mongolian shimmy is a courtship ritual used by mongolian warlords. The shimmy, unlike the slide, uses less power in favor of technique. The shimmy requires some advanced Trigonometry, and knowledge of piston engineering to perform adequately. Older mongolian warlords whose backs may not be fit to perform the slide will utilize the shimmy.

With his age too high, our professor could no longer perform the mongolian slide, so he used the mongolian shimmy instead.

by JohnnyBTheZen May 19, 2018

Mongolian mouth music

The act of giving someone oral sex while the person receiving is throwing up.

Person 1: yo did you get with Jessica last night, you were pretty drunk.
Person 2: yeah she was giving me head while I was pulling trig.
person 1: oh, I thought I heard some Mongolian mouth music.

by tuckandleoandaj January 20, 2024

Mongolian Crotch Incubator

When you cum inside a man or woman and then proceed to leave your dick inside until the semen crusts and turns into something new like an egg in an incubation chamber.

I still got semen on my ding dong from the Mongolian Crotch Incubator shawty had me do.

by TheOneMan4327 June 4, 2025

mongolian firebird

a sex position in which a woman does a hand stand and splits at the same time and the man gets a running start and jumps on top of her thrusting inside and balancing himself out on top of her.

Friend: What your favorite sex position?
You: Mongolian Firebird of course!
Friend: There's no way you could actually pull that off!

by Patient Xero June 9, 2016

Mongolianism

The art of owning and maintaining Mongolian slaves

I work in the field of Mongolianism

by itzzposeidon November 9, 2018