!Mikey is a lil bitch boy who usually has a girlfriend that is about a year or 2 older than him and is just too good for him. Mikeys' tend to come along in sets of twins, some times with a M named twin to match. Mikey also tend to be film bros, and ironically then tend to have the worst taste in movies and tv. They like to have once fictional character that they wrap their whole personality around. Some examples being Spider-man, Batman, Goku, or Hello Kitty. They also tend to have big egos to compensate with their small tic tacs.
by edddddie November 7, 2023
Get the Mikey mug.!Mikey is a lil bitch boy who usually has a girlfriend that is about a year or 2 older than him and is just too good for him. Mikeys' tend to come along in sets of twins, some times with a M named twin to match. Mikey also tend to be film bros, and ironically then tend to have the worst taste in movies and tv. They like to have once fictional character that they wrap their whole personality around. Some examples being Spider-man, Batman, Goku, or Hello Kitty. They also tend to have big egos to compensate with their small tic tacs.
by edddddie November 7, 2023
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Hym "I'll what Mikey... As someone who's made sexual comments about people's daughters. Your anxiety about bad things happening to your kids does not give you authority over other people rights and/or lives and the more you try to use your kids to have dominion over other people, the more they deserve the worst things that happen to them. Really. You are some of the worst pieces of shit on the planet. It's Murders, Rapist, Parents in that order. I have a right to do what I did. You don't have a right to do what you're doing. And to be fair, the murders at least have a point sometimes. But no, you go fuck yourself. I hope you've come to terms with the fact that if she gets molested now you guaranteed that there is 1 person who AS A MATTER OF ABSOLUTELY CERTAINTY will now feel bad about it. And you did that to yourself."
by Hym Iam November 9, 2023
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Get the mikey way mug.mikey is such a sweetheart hes the love of my life he has the prettiest features if yk a mikey you might be the luckiest person ever, mikey is so sweet kind and caring and just the most perfect boy on this planet i cant imagine what a day would look like without mikey and i always look at him and wonder how can someone be so perfect he knows i love him but i dont think he feels the same anymore but its okay because its mikey
A: i love mikey
B: whos mikey?
A: mikey is the sweetest man i know and i wish i could turn things back the way they were
B: whos mikey?
A: mikey is the sweetest man i know and i wish i could turn things back the way they were
by imstillnotovermyex November 23, 2023
Get the mikey mug.mikey is the sweetest and perfect boy ever im so deeply inlove with mikey that the human mind cant come close to comprehending my love for him he has blondish hair and grayish blue eyes he doesnt like me back anymore im sure of it but if i had a chance to bring it back all i would i just wanna be with him and and buy him anything and everything he wants and to give him the best treatment ever, the treatment he deserves, he deserves to be treated like royalty he may have no interest in me and i may mean nothing to him now but i still cant move on the months we dated were the best months of my life even though they were kinda hard on me with other stuff going on mikey was always there to make me feel better i always felt super empty but just seeing his notification or his pretty face made me instantly feel better he has the prettiest smile that could bright up a room and the most gorgeous eyes hes very funny and pretty and has such a lovely voice and a stunning face and a personality so perfect like the rest of him. Mikey hasnt got a main attractive feature because hes just so attractive no matter what he looks like, he might not be pretty or perfect in everyones eyes but hes the loml and he'll always be pretty,handsome,perfect,amazing and so on to me no matter the looks or how he changes his personality ill always have a reason to love him because i truly love him and im so inlove with him i could write a book about this man, i wanna treat him the best hes ever been treated.
by imstillnotovermyex November 23, 2023
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