Mike 

The most amazing boy in the world. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, loving, caring, funny, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day. He can make you laugh and want to smack him all at once. I am going to marry him. He is an amazing best friend who would put up with even a crazy person if he considered her a friend. He is someone who will be with you through the good the bad and the bleh. He is and always will be that one person you can turn to when you have a problem. Mike lights up your day even if you’re in one of those moods. Every time I see his face I smile. He is the perfect boyfriend and any girl dating him will have very few female friends, because they're all jealous whores. He's amazing. Mike has amazing biceps and a 6 pack. I love him more than the sun; I need him more than breath itself. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life with him. I love you my Superman <3

You: omg im crying
Mike: your such a softie <3
You: shhhhhh
Mike: now your making me cry

Mike by Wonder_woman April 11, 2013

Mike 

Mike is a ridiculously amazing person. He can make anything using his lovely hands, and most of the time it's for the kids. He can be deep, dark and poetic one moment, and a sweetheart-gentleman the next. It is nice to know him from all sides. In fact, Mike looks amazing from any angle. He makes apple sauce in my eyes.

Mike is so wonderful, I think I opposite-of-hate him.

Mike by LilyMikesGirl October 7, 2011

Mike Kennerty 

Mike Kennerty (Michael Brian Kennerty) is the guitar player for The All-American Rejects, he also offers additional vocals to the bands lead singer Tyson Ritter. He is known for crazily rocking out on stage, and his obsession with Dr. Pepper.

Mike Kennerty provides guitar and additional vocals to the band The All-American Rejects

Mike Kennerty by AAR_for_life August 8, 2006

Mike Shinoda 

Discription: very good looking with simplicity. Dark brown hair, "knowing" brown eyes, tall, manly, and he grins a lot. Long artistic fingers, big sincere smile, and built strong.
A very clean, good guy who is kind hearted and wise. He is talented and creative; handsome and funny. He's young at heart, yet mature and artistic. He's a rich and famous rockstar from the nu-metal band, Linkin Park, who at the same time could qualify for "the nice guy next door." He's a good role model and a great addition to the rock world. He married for love, not wealth. He is good to his fans and his bandmates. He is strength and love. He is Mike Shinoda.

Mike Shinoda is my hero, not for looks, but for being so human.

Mike Shinoda by jennirainbo February 11, 2004

Mike 

Most loving guy in the world
You will love him forever and never let him go
A funny, loving, caring, sexy beast and you will fucking love him for the rest of your life.

Guy 1: Do you see that guy over there?
Girl 1: Yeah I fucking love him!
Girl 2: But I want him!
Guy 2: Doesnt everybody?
Mike: Don't worry there is plenty of me to go around.

Mike by Margaret Thompny September 24, 2011

mike oxbig 

sounds like "my cock's big"

Woman: hi, whats ur name?
Man: Mike Oxbig
Woman: ummmmm. ok, but whats ur name?
Man: Mike Oxbig
Woman: I dont give a damn about your cock you fucking pervert.

Man (to himself): This always happens. Fuck me.

mike oxbig by ohmaqe February 24, 2009

mike gordon 

A talented bassist, composer, and writer, most famous for his career as bassist for the excellent and celebrated band Phish. After the band's breakup in 2004, Mike entered into a collaboration with guitar legend Leo Kottke, resulting in their exploratory album, Clone, and a limited tour. Mike also appeared several times with the Benevento-Russo Duo. In 2005, he rebanded with Leo to produce a second album, Sixty Six Steps, and the two again toured.

Mike's Phish-era solo work includes the psychoanalytic Inside In, which he produced during the Hiatus. He was also the author of Mike's Corner, a column which appeared regularly in the band's publication, the Doniac-Schvice, and also on the Phish website through July of 2003. The column was adapted into a book of short stories of the same name, with illustrations by Mike's then-fiancee, Priscilla Foster. A film maker all his life, Mike has produced an independent film, Outside Out, among others; he also directed Phish's one and only music video, Down With Disease.

Mike Gordon, now in his early forties, lives in Vermont.

See also Cactus, Phish, and Mike's Groove

Mike Gordon is amazing!

mike gordon by annie November 9, 2005