microwavable sweat

When you microwave sweat, and sweat tastes so dirty, like my old shoes.

Microwavable sweat is disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 June 29, 2023

microwave honeybun

A microwave honeybun is a weapon towards the homeless. people put honeybuns in the microwave to build up heat so it can burn the homeless people.

Ty: did you see that homeless man today
DJ: yea bro he on the wrong street let’s go get some microwave honeybuns.

by Funnyweirdnotfunnyhaha January 31, 2024

13 yo microwave

loves sex

oh boy the 13 yo microwave sure does love sex

by CIHFR April 6, 2023

Microwaved

When a girl looks so filthy it's as if she has a dry film over her, like a microwaved lasagna

Hey man, have you seen that give over there, she looks propper microwaved

by applevision December 5, 2017

Suzie Microwave

This is a name for a basketball player that isn't the best shooter on the team, but when she is hot, she is HOT. Drains three's like there's no tomorrow! Like a microwave, this player heats up, making simple jumpers, and eventually is smokin' hot due to makin' it rain. When scouting other teams, coaches use the word Suzie Microwave in their scouting reports to better describe certain players. This player cannot be confused with Delilah Buckets, who drains any shot she takes.

Coach: We can let her shoot the three a couple of times, but once she makes one, we gotta watch out. She's a Suzie Microwave.

by ayyydeeee January 15, 2014

Microwave Addiction

The inability to eat food without microwaving it first, even if it's steaming hot already.

Guy: Man I can't stand the texture of some food after it's microwaved.

Guy 2: You should meet my dad! He doesn't eat without microwaving it first. He'll stand in the kitchen letting it hum until the food is about to melt through the plate.

Guy: So he's got a Microwave Addiction!

by JJDM123 August 22, 2022

microwaved

Uncooked, wont cook, never cooks.

Micheal is microwaved bruv

by michealsuxs April 17, 2024