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Matthew

A bitch who cries because Sheilia left him.
Damn Matthew is sad again
by Biggerwilly August 31, 2018
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Matthew

If you ever meet a Matthew don’t let him go if you do you will never be able to get over him. He is very smart, cute, tall, and outgoing. He will protect from everything even if he’s just being overprotective he just doesn’t want to lose you. He will know when your feeling down and will make you feel better at all cost. He is a very funny person and is not afraid to be his self just don’t get jealous when he is hanging around other girls or his friends then he will break things off. Just let him have fun like he lets you have fun with your friends. But other than that he is a very kind and sweet person. Try not to lose him he is good person too have in your life.
I know you will never read this Matthew but I will always have a part of you in my heart. Every time I close my eyes I see all the memories of things we did when were together. I miss you..... :(
by Still a rat March 8, 2020
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Matthew

The sun in everyone's world. Brightens up your day, pisses off when you want to sleep and creates the most beautiful sunsets to help you forget about the bad things in your world to have a good nights sleep.
I want a matthew as my best friend
by 10k.round2 April 10, 2022
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Matthew

Loser who doesn't have a life. Gay as BITCH!!!And he's extremally useless .If u don't know a Matthew then ur the most luckiest person alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matthew is a pain in the ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Matthewisaloser27 April 17, 2022
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matthew

the name fit for someone who lacks common sense
"Matthew you fucking idiot!!! Why did you decline the invitation to you're own wedding?"
by OMEGALULXD September 19, 2021
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Matthewism

A certain self-loathing in which one holds a clear position against a belief system, and yet has those exact views under a different name.
Man 1: "Advertisements should be banned from internet websites. Businesses don't need revenue because the people don't need private businesses."
Man 2: "What are you talking about, are you some sort of Marxist?"
Man 1: "What? I abhor Marxism. I am just against large corporations."
Man 3: "He's not a Marxist, he's a Matthewist! Damned Matthewism..."
by Drydess August 27, 2017
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matthew

A SQUISHY LIL BOI WIT DAT GOOD ASS HAIR AND DAT FLAT ASS PANCAKE BOOTY DOE LIEK DAYM BABEH
"What do you think of matthew?"
"His hair is life but dat ass ain't"
by LemmeLickYourToesBabeh June 3, 2016
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