the WORST fanfiction ever written. DONT EVER FUCKING READ IT. IN THE FIRST LIKE 3 PARAGRAPHS IT IS ATSUSHI RIPPING OUT THIS GIRLS EYE WITH A SPOON AND THEN PUTTING HIS COCK IN IT AND CUMMING IN HER EYE SOCKET WHILE BLOOD IS POURING OUT.

"i love atsushi is a fanfiction (disgustingly) produced on ao3"

i love atsushi by livo12_ July 30, 2023

Chocolate tunnel of love

1. A tradition tunnel of love, except through chocolate instead of water
2. Sweet, sweet anal sex

Guy: Thanks for going on the Chocolate Tunnel of Love with me again.
Girl: I was scared the first time I tried it, but after that, I was surprised how much I liked it!

Chocolate tunnel of love by puddi0907 January 7, 2012

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Middle school love

1.A relationship that starts in middle school and has a low chance of being life long.

2.Something that haunts me to this day

3. A pointless relationship that only includes mainly awkward hugs, winks, smiles, conversations, and constant use of the term "I love you"

LOVE-STRUCK FRIEND: OMAHGAWD I luv That gurl over there.
MAT: are u guys dating or something?
LOVE-STRUCK FRIEND: YUS WE'VE BEEN DATING FO THREE WEEKS!!!
MAT: It won't last that's just middle school love.
LOVE-STRUCK FRIEND: FOOL! I shall make it last then.

Middle school love by artfoxMS April 7, 2015

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love slug

One of the many names for your penis, cock, man sword, third leg, etc.

She sucked his love slug all.
He played with his love slug.
She was milking his love slug.

love slug by Cock Meistro 87 November 29, 2010

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