When you're friends are talking too much about kinky things or sexy things and you become uncomfortable and want to change the subject.
(Yes, the "you're" is on purpose, hope it ticked u off)
(Yes, the "you're" is on purpose, hope it ticked u off)
Luc: So yeah, I did her last night, then its Maria tomorrow, Sydney the day after, and Ella after that
Aaron: HEY! LOOK A PAINTING!!!!
Aaron: HEY! LOOK A PAINTING!!!!
by Lucemans May 27, 2020
When a male conducts a half assed attempt at searching for a missing object. Said object is usually in plain sight, and sometimes within a 10ft radius.
To look, but not really see.
To look, but not really see.
Husband: "heyyyyy babe, have you seen my wallet?"
Wife: "did you look in the kitchen?"
Husband: "Yeah, I've searched EVERYWHERE. It's gone!"
Wife:*locates wallet in kitchen in 4.8647 seconds* "here honey, it was in the kitchen right next to the coffee pot. Admit it, you man-looked for this"
Wife: "did you look in the kitchen?"
Husband: "Yeah, I've searched EVERYWHERE. It's gone!"
Wife:*locates wallet in kitchen in 4.8647 seconds* "here honey, it was in the kitchen right next to the coffee pot. Admit it, you man-looked for this"
by Haddysmom April 17, 2016
by Nipple Knockers November 12, 2021
Well, just before a deer gets run over, it turns back it's head and looks frightened, basically when you give someone a fright from behind, they land up giving you the deer look.
She had such a deer look!
by walga May 09, 2009
When your absolutely sick of another's bullshit and your finally going to say something to put said person straight. Essentially calling them a shortened version af vagina in a very derogatory manner..
by Willie shaverpus August 08, 2023