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Park a loaf

Greg "where the Fuck is Jim" Dan "he's just went to park a loaf"
by Thehgk September 6, 2013
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Stink loaf

When someone is in a public bathroom loafing around taking a smelly crap quietly and won’t leave the stall.
I went to the bathroom at Dierberg’s and I could barely breathe in there because this lady was in there stink loafing.
by babychick&jackjack December 4, 2019
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shame loaf

1. a lonely turd that was neglected and not flushed down the toilet.

2. a substandard sandwich, hoagie, sub or grinder usually purchased at a gas station or vending machine.
1. That shame loaf might have a little bit of blood in it.

2. That shame loa might have a little bit of blood on the wrapper. Oh, thats just motor oil.
by christpanda August 7, 2011
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urchin loaf

when you super glue golf tees to your ball sack and then make your sexual partner gag on its entirety
Just gave Steph the sickest urchin loaf. You should have seen her after, she coughed up blood, it was awesome
by haquefer February 10, 2017
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loaf top

When a middle aged man gets invited to a football party with a PBR keg and he shows up wearing his old 80's crop top jersey that shows off his "Keg Pack".
The middle aged man turns to Knudson and says, "Does this highschool crop-top jersey make me look like I have a loaf top?"
by Galetrail_matt September 19, 2020
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Sugar Loafing

When two people actively rub their love handles together (it is only sugar loafing if it is over 5 minutes)
Nancy and Greg must really love each other, we heard them sugar loafing all weekend long
by Richiesugarpapa February 10, 2017
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nut loaf

An insane person that's more than a little nuts.
Connor might have told you that he has four arms and is the King of Space, but you should just ignore that nut loaf.
by Viirin May 19, 2021
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