by ArchonT November 12, 2013
An untimely emergency defecation in the ditch of a highway in the dead of winter. Upon completion, the anus is wiped with an object which is much less than desirable (ie. a used Mars bar wrapper, sock, etc.).
Mike: Sandy, you need to pull over right now, I can’t make it to Calgary!
Sandy: Why, what’s wrong?
Mike: I have to poop! I guess this one’s gonna be a ditch loaf! Get the Mars bar wrapper ready!
Sandy: Why, what’s wrong?
Mike: I have to poop! I guess this one’s gonna be a ditch loaf! Get the Mars bar wrapper ready!
by Dirty Gavin July 27, 2020
1. a lonely turd that was neglected and not flushed down the toilet.
2. a substandard sandwich, hoagie, sub or grinder usually purchased at a gas station or vending machine.
2. a substandard sandwich, hoagie, sub or grinder usually purchased at a gas station or vending machine.
1. That shame loaf might have a little bit of blood in it.
2. That shame loa might have a little bit of blood on the wrapper. Oh, thats just motor oil.
2. That shame loa might have a little bit of blood on the wrapper. Oh, thats just motor oil.
by christpanda August 07, 2011
Sneaking into the opposite sexes restroom, droppin a fat deuce without flushing, and sneaking out without being caught.
by Chip-Douglas213 December 05, 2020
by Mattjod July 30, 2021
Connor might have told you that he has four arms and is the King of Space, but you should just ignore that nut loaf.
by Viirin May 19, 2021
by rancid ass foam September 26, 2021