yo fone linging

your fone is linging. cmon dude pick up the fone . PICK IT UP DUDE! YOUR FONE IS LINGING

*timmy’s phone rings*

Johnny: “PICK UP YO FONE YO FONE LINGING.”

by Seagull Wearing A Potato September 13, 2025

Jeffrey Ling

Ever wondered who is in the persona clo Instagram reels? ITS MA BOI JEFFERY LING THE GOAT OF ALL TIME. He is so hot and he is 6'2 and he supports women suffrage and he owns a dog shelter and he also volunteers at his local soup kitchen, he owns a Lamborghini and gave me 10k when I needed it the most. Overall he is a well rounded guy that has all the friends in the world and everyone wants to be with him. Possible future employers he is very good at work.

Wait is that Jeffrey Ling the goat of all time from persona clo that works at a dog shelter and volunteers at his local soup kitchen??

NOPE its Ryan Reynolds but I see why you got them mixed up.

by anonymous May 13, 2024

Ling

A person who often shows off his 'superior' drip to others

Person 1: Look at my new Nike shoes!

Person 2: Stop being a ling

by Potato fan May 27, 2023

Ling Keuy

Ling Keuy is one of the two guardians of hell. Ling Keuy and his brother Wong Meuy were once one single being held together by holy powers but were banished from heaven by God for being too powerful.

They now spend their time guarding hell and fucking bitches, long dick style!

Yoooo you heard of Ling Keuy?

Do you mean one of the guardians of hell? Of course man he is a legend!

by stinfs September 15, 2019

Ling the Long

A colloquial, humorous term referring to a penis, derived from the Hindi word "ling" (लिंग), which traditionally means "phallus" or "genital organ." The term is often used in an exaggerated manner to describe someone with a notably large penis.

Not to be confused with the religious symbol Shiva linga (or lingum)

Dude: Ravi thinks his Ling the Long can make women beg for more. My Slick the Thick-Dick disagrees.
Girl: Did you see Raj's bulge after pool?
Girl 2: Oh ma gawd gurl! Ling the Long is gonna be mine after graduation.

by Sibah Hameed January 12, 2025

ling xi

One and only beautiful girl

i am ling xi

by woshidsb November 23, 2021

Ling

Another word for lying or lied.

Gamer 1: "Bruh where are you I thought you joined the match?"
Gamer 2: "It says I joined I don't know dude."
Gamer 1: "Ling, check your ping."

by bsodcat November 20, 2020