Life

You wake up, shit happens, you fall asleep, just to do it all again the next day
by J-NIX February 04, 2021
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John: Hey! What Are You Eating?
Alex: Oh, A Box Of Life Cereal
John: Ok
by Random Person On UD November 27, 2021
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Something that involves risk but doesn't require oxygen
Why doesn't life need oxygen but involves risk? It's simple; a homeless person on drugs doesn't care about oxygen- I.e.theyll do what they want when they want, with or without my approval.
by Sexydimma December 30, 2021
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what everyone thinks they have but really they don't
by ToBeGoneForLife April 11, 2019
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life is a lot like a penis soft, straight and hanging free until a women comes along and makes it hard
by easy way out May 25, 2018
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A bizarre sequence starting in hopes, dreams and purity before being crushed like everyone else into a state of despair and depression before dying
Life sucks doesn't it?
by RandomLoser123 January 05, 2021
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The thing that keeps kicking you in the balls even when you think you're protected by three hundred meters of steel. When the thing finally stops kicking your sexual organs, you die. Great.
Life was a bit less of a bitch today.
by Anakior November 23, 2017
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