life 

a joke

Josh: Hey wanna hear a joke?
Daniel: Sure.
Josh: Your life.
Daniel: :(

life by Unknowntactics October 15, 2014

Life 

A beautiful lie

People like life because it is a beautiful lie and they hate death because it is the painful truth.

Life by Katnipp June 4, 2014

life 

the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.
"the origins of life" so.......... the shitty thing your doing now.

some guy 1: I was on internet all last night.

some guy 2: my life.

life by Jeffy ham January 17, 2015

Life 

A living organism who is forced into this planet and has no idea what to do or how to do anything. Basically, a worthless creature living on Earth.

Many people, such as teenagers text their friends, "What is life?" Well, now you know. So stop asking.

Life by Hehebvshshjs June 5, 2015

life 

A brutal and cruel experiment to see how much injustice, inconvenience, anxiety, frustration, or abuse someone can suffer before they either go raving mad or end up committing suicide. Proof of this are the two only certainties of life which are death and taxes, both of which are negative things.

Life sucks, then it's over.

life by alchoholicanonymous June 30, 2015

Life 

a living place where nothing is perfect. Everything don't turn your way but it will

"I hate myself."
"Thats life dude."

Life by Heyitmehh July 12, 2015

Life 

Something I don't have

I spend my entire day playing minecraft. Wow, I have no life

Life by stumpytrumpy101 September 7, 2016