elevator love letter 

A fantastic song by a fantastic band named stars.

manda:"alex, lets jam out to elevator love letter"
alex:"word up."

elevator love letter by lollerskatermandapants August 25, 2006

Letterman 

the funniest late night show host today. much funnier than jay leno.

I tried to watch jay leno, but i got a real sense of how fake LA is very quickly. I hurried and flipped it to Letterman, who always makes me laugh.
Have you seen his "Will it Float?" skit? It is hilarious!

Letterman by HappyHenry35 April 20, 2003

Joe Letter 

Joe Letter lives in Scottsdale Arizona and aspires to be like his little brother nick. Though he likes to think of himself as the king of sex; God knows he screws like a girl. The rest of his family is hilarious and his dad is probably the coolest guy ever; but Joe could certainly be considered the family disappointment due to his homosexuality and his lack of humor.

Quit being such a Joe Letter and ask a girl out for once.

Joe Letter by Love, Momma April 29, 2009

Apology Letter 

Dear ______________,

I would first like to say that I am sorry that I _______________. I did this because ____________, but that does not make my behavior acceptable. I know that this was inappropriate because __________________. I would like to make amends for what I did. I would like to make it up to you by ___________________, but if something else would be more appropriate, please let me know.

Again, I am very sorry that I ________________.

Sincerely,

__________________

Here’s a blank apology letter. Thank me later ;)

Apology Letter by Nigger In My Bumhole 69420666 January 13, 2019

the letter q 

the letter p but it has detachment issues

"I've never seen an English word where the letter q and the letter u aren't together, they must have a weird relationship."

the letter q by bolo374 January 8, 2021

post a letter 

1. to have sex
2. to fornicate

bone, hump, screw, doin it, Butter the muffin, funky the chicken, sweep the chimney

Man: Hi there!
Woman: Well, Hello.
Man: I hope this isn't too forward of me but would you like to come back to my place and "Post a letter"?
Woman: *gasp *SLAP!!

post a letter by VonKillian June 6, 2013

excessive lettering 

In instant messaging, when a person uses excessive lettering in a word/phrase where the word uses more than the normal amount of letters the word requires(usually showing affection). ex. heyyyyyy theeeerrrre!!!!

ex. of excessive lettering:
girly123:ooooomggggggggg. he's sooooo hotttt.
girlier123:OMGGGG! III KNOOOOOOOOWW. Prrrrestonnn is soo efffffffin smookinn!!!

excessive lettering by bdawghunt March 14, 2008