by ASMR/CAM GIRL November 13, 2018
Get the Stallion Legs mug.Burt: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Haley: IDK WhY?
Burt: To get to the other side.
Haley: (Screams and slaps leg really hard) That's a leg slapper!
Haley: IDK WhY?
Burt: To get to the other side.
Haley: (Screams and slaps leg really hard) That's a leg slapper!
by MultiAwesomeGirl123 April 24, 2010
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Get the poodle leg mug.When an overweight woman attempts to look attractive by wearing tight yoga pants that are a bit too short.
The results make the legs of that woman resemble a Haggis due to being narrower at the top where the pants are and the bottom is also narrow at the foot while the rest is larger because it's not compressed in the tight yoga pants.
This isn't a medical issue.
It may be caused by fast food or any unhealthy diet but may also occur before and after child birth.
This phenomenon is popular in the mostly in the United States and United Kingdom.
And can sometimes be seen across the world wherever land whales roam the land and tight yoga pants exist at reasonable prices.
The results make the legs of that woman resemble a Haggis due to being narrower at the top where the pants are and the bottom is also narrow at the foot while the rest is larger because it's not compressed in the tight yoga pants.
This isn't a medical issue.
It may be caused by fast food or any unhealthy diet but may also occur before and after child birth.
This phenomenon is popular in the mostly in the United States and United Kingdom.
And can sometimes be seen across the world wherever land whales roam the land and tight yoga pants exist at reasonable prices.
Douche example:
*whistles loudly*..Look at that.....Those are some fine haggis legs.....I'm gonna tap dat!
In a conversation:
Friend 1:Your girlfriend has a serious case of haggis legs.
Friend 2: Not as bad as yo mama!
In the street:
Excuse me mam but your haggis legs are scaring the children.
*whistles loudly*..Look at that.....Those are some fine haggis legs.....I'm gonna tap dat!
In a conversation:
Friend 1:Your girlfriend has a serious case of haggis legs.
Friend 2: Not as bad as yo mama!
In the street:
Excuse me mam but your haggis legs are scaring the children.
by Lardladtheturd October 2, 2014
Get the Haggis legs mug.When girls wear to the combat boots with leggings and tie the laces to tight so it creates a leg muffin. Kind of like when you buy pants that are too small but you will wear them... It makes a muffin top... But these are leg muffins
by Saffronrae September 19, 2014
Get the Leg muffins mug.When a woman rides on a huge johnson and it makes her have so many multiple orgasms that they have spaghetti legs and noodle legs at the same time.
by Dannyg247 January 18, 2017
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