Loony Left

Left Wing political policies or ideas that are utterly ridiculous and absurd to the point that only a lunatic could possibly think they were in any way valid.

Labour had no chance of getting elected under Kinock, he was from the Loony Left.

by Rikstir August 28, 2015

Left Turn

An unexpected change in events.

"Once she drank her third drink, the evening took a left turn."

by poonuts September 24, 2011

leftover hoes

leftover hoes: the last girls (out of their group) to get picked up on at a party. There are good lookin' hoes, aiight hoes, and leftover hoes. The leftover hoes are the unattractive or large or crazy ones.

"That fool has no game, so he always ends up with the leftover hoes"

by o1aztekdog July 2, 2006

Skier's left

Left or a given reference on a ski slope; from the point of view of a skier going down the slope.

Bill: Stay to skier's left on the next run, there's a sick kicker about half way down!
Ted: Party on dude!

by Drew Stevens January 26, 2006

Left Handed Surfing

v. the act of manipulating the mouse with your left hand while you beat it to pr0n with your right. pwn

My wang is so tired because i was left handed surfing last ngiht.

by sneak hit master October 27, 2004

hard left

To have a conversation with somebody that you think is going well and takes a horrible turn. Happends on tinder often.

ME: So emily you sound like a really intresting person and your nurse. Tell me what do you enjoy most about your job?
EMILY: Well i really enjoy watching somebody die on there death bed its so exciting.
ME: Well this conversation took a hard left goodbye.

by carl h February 21, 2015

left pinkie toe

The toe that has the least space of room and is the most likely to swell up.

OW! My left pinkie toe is swelling up due to an ingrown toenail. Trim the nail!

by Tree-man19 April 23, 2019