Lebron Shanquiqui

Lebron Shanquiqui is your ordinary black male from Detroit and currently lives in Ohio. He also sticks corn husks up his butt hole and likes to flash elderly people his rectum at the care home. He once shoved a full microwave in his rectum and had to get it surgically removed, he has 12 toenails and his butt hair goes down to his toes and he now has the nickname the horse man because of his long tail, he often braids it and brushes it. He sucks at Fortnite and only has 2 solo wins and shits on toilet seats at taco bell and leaves it. He throws poop at monkeys and he currently has a his dick stuck in a peanut butter jar full of dry cement and cant get it out. He drives a dingus mobile and works at McDonalds, he loves playing roblox with his grandma and his grandma is on life support and is a CoD professional. Lebron also has been to jail 12 times for home invasions. He loves playing human centipede with his family and eats dry rice.

Lebron Shanquiqui is my best friend.

by MirmulnirLMH August 12, 2023

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Lebron James

Although he gets alot of hate and whenever people wanna realize that this basketball player is one of the best in the game arguably the best of all time. As of now he has 4 rings, 4 mvps, 4 fmvps and 17x allstar and all nba. What makes arguably the best that ever played is that despite being a heavy 260 lb 6’9 player he runs, shoot and pass like a guard and can guard 1-5 positions. He is also as of right now 3rd in the all time scoring list and another fun fact he has the most clutch shots in the post more than any player even the great Michael Jordan.

LeBron James: also won championships on three different franchises while winning fmvp. Only one in history

by TheNikeJumpman November 26, 2021

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