lawn mower showdown

Lawn mower competition

Eric and the neighbor are having some sort of lawn mower showdown.

by Lgc1987 March 22, 2017

lawn gnome

a very short person who has a green thumb/is a farmer

farmer shorty? oh yea, hes a real lawn gnome.

by fantabular nico June 7, 2008

Mexican lawn mower

Hitting from the back with a fat chick you grab and pull her love handles up repeatedly like trying to start an old lawn mower

I want to give that big beauty a Mexican lawn mower

by Raptormage19 July 1, 2014

Alabama Lawn Dart

When you live in Alabama and a friend comes to visit your home and takes a dump on your lawn. Thus what they make is THE lawn dart.

I went to visit friends and had to go poo and was locked out of the house and decided to play a game. I made a Alabama lawn dart and I won. Bullseye!

by T-Lou September 3, 2007

Lawn Ornament Lumberjack

When two men tag team a woman, one man from behind and the other from the front they then reach across and lock arms and begin to rock back and forth like the little lawn ornament lumberjacks that saw the little log when it's windy.

*Saw optional, but preffered.

Remember when we lawn ornament lumberjacked nana?

by Jose85 October 30, 2006

mowing my lawn

It means basically the same as getting up in someone's grill, bugging them, eating their eats or invading their privacy

"Yo man stop getting up in my grill, mowing my lawn"

by mur11 July 29, 2006

playing croquet on the lawn

To have sex with someone. Used in a sentence when you want to seem innocent of mischievous behaviours.

Ez: What where you doing Friday with Galadriel?
Skyelar: Oh, not much. Just playing croquet on the lawn..

by Speedy Shinoda January 13, 2009