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Paulwin's Law

As an online discussion of Ron Paul grows longer, the chances of the Constitution being introduced as justification approaches one.

First seen on Reddit's r/EnoughPaulSpam by user VERBW on 2.29.2012
Person A: I disagree with a lot of Ron Paul's positions, it seems like he's a loon who knows nothing about economics and wants the US to idolize the confederacy seen around the 19th century. Sure, I can agree with his non-interventionism, but that's like saying if the color of shit appeals to me, I should disregard that it's shit and eat it as a source of nutrition.

Person B: You hate a man that wants to defend the constitution? THE CONSTITUTION WAS THE BEST THING EVER INVENTED AND YOU "Disagree" WITH OUR SAVIOR? You must be a socialist... or worse: a communist. LIBERTY RON PAUL 2012!

Person A: Paulwin's Law...
by Dr. Yesenstein May 27, 2012
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Tabor's Law

The corollary to Poe's Law. Poe's Law is invoked when a parody of fundamentalism is believable enough that it is taken as a legitimate example. Tabor's Law is invoked when bona fide fundamentalism is so outrageous that it is taken as parody.
I think Answers in Genesis is hilarious. For the longest time, I thought it was a parody site. That's Tabor's Law in action.
by BibleBeliever3000 September 19, 2012
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Kodak's law

When you most need a camera, you will inevitably not have one.
by Mark March 25, 2003
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Ugols law

Ugols law: For any given kink, either nobody does it or more than one person does it.
John: S***! im the only person who likes (Insert strange fetish HERE). Michael: No John. Depending on Ugols law, your not the only one.
by Tomkitty February 23, 2010
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Okafor's law

This statement applies to guys mostly. If you have been involved in a relationship with a girl for over a period of time and you did a great job, in and out of the bedroom(mostly in), the belief is that you can always go to the girl at any given time and sleep with the girl no matter what situation arises (break ups, different lovers etc)
After years of dating earlier , Gilbert used the "Okafor's law" to restart a sexual relationship with Wendy
by ThebadExample April 19, 2014
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Jerell's Law

Jerell's Law states that any claim made by Jerell is over-exaggerated; thus, upon hearing said claims, one must divide everything he says by two, but if it's really extreme, divide it by three.
Jerell: Duuuude, I got my nollie laser flips on lock; I can do them 9 out of 10 times!

Alex: Jerell's Law? I'm pretty sure that means you can do it only three times out of ten.
by BPC MHS July 6, 2010
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katie laws

the most beautiful person ever created.
the person who i love.
gods gift to earth.
I wish my girlfriend looked like katie laws.
by das monkey butt November 7, 2009
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