chocolate lava cake

A masterpiece of fine dining in which a woman bends over and spreads her ass cheeks as a man pours boiling water down her anal cavity and sticks his dick inside this piece of culinary craftsmanship. Gordon Ramsey, eat your heart/ass out!

I made quite the mess in the bedroom last night when Beatrizabella and I created a chocolate lava cake. Unfortunately, her asshole was too weak; as we performed this, I got a little hot cherry fudge surprise all over my mouth in the process.

by Kai the Spy April 19, 2024

Broken Lava Lamp

A nicer way to say you're a fucking hot mess

Person 1: Damn her makeup is running
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp

by loopydroop October 3, 2019

Lava

When you have diarrhea.

Dude I had crazy lava after eating that burger

by Dmonte July 19, 2023

lava sutra

A proprietary combination of finely washed and often flavored cocaine, mixed with a dose of Cialis or some other common vasodilator.

“Take two snorts of Lava Sutra and call her again in the morning”

by Pygmy PieRisHoar October 4, 2022

Lava Armada

The Lava Armada is a Group of Firery Rouges that are Ransacking Everything and Taking their Right, Atleast what they proclaim is their Right.

Their Cast is Tino, Colby, Aylex, Elija. and Elisabeth, Hope, Agatha, Jordan. Included also is a Spectre named "Gonzalés"

Its a Fictional Group in the Online Circles of Anarcy, Their Real Namea are Unknown.

Presumed Leader: "Tino" (Real Name Unknown)

Lava Armada: Burning the Night
Ransacking Everything, Taking their Right
From the Shadows, Emerge with Fire
Fear and Chaos, The Twisted Desire

by Cake God! The truth speaker February 8, 2025

Lava Hot

When you experience something that wows your pants off

Also: Lit, Dope, Super cool

I was listening to a Pinny Schachter song and it was Lava Hot

by Sony P April 19, 2022

shattered lava lamp

Clapped/ cooked/ ugly

Damn that girl built like a shattered lava lamp

by Urmomsfavourit3 May 19, 2024