A very hand-off approach to owning a business. You never lift, touch, look at or even be in the same room with any equipment involved with the business, but you are the owner. When you're not even 100% sure how to do simple tasks regarding operations of the business....but hey.... you own it.
Customer: Hi, I would like to rent a bounce house from you company.
Laserer: Bounce house?? OOHHH, right, yeah we have those.
Customer: Ok, how long would it take to set the bouncy house up?
Laserer: Ummmm, I'm not sure. I never set one up myself but I will ask one of my empployees.
Customer: Why are you Lasering your company?
Laserer: Bounce house?? OOHHH, right, yeah we have those.
Customer: Ok, how long would it take to set the bouncy house up?
Laserer: Ummmm, I'm not sure. I never set one up myself but I will ask one of my empployees.
Customer: Why are you Lasering your company?
by Ken Styles August 11, 2013
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by Domzors July 19, 2009
Get the -laser- mug.In video games, when a player is using a weapon with laser sights as an attachment and you get shot by that weapon, it isn't uncommon to use the phrase. It is used when you are partially blinded on the screen by the sight, or all you can see is the sight from behind cover.
You can also replace the word fookin with either shitty, op, cancerous..
You can also replace the word fookin with either shitty, op, cancerous..
Player 01: "I just got killed by the douche with fookin laser sights!"
Player 02: "You must be pretty shit then.."
Player 02: "You must be pretty shit then.."
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Get the fookin laser sights mug.when somebody says laser jesus they mean a speed control camera. the word itself comes from the ancient sayings that jesus saved a lot of lives. Laser Jesus = a version of jesus that saves lives through laser beams.
by Hakif July 29, 2009
Get the Laser Jesus mug.Mrs. McCarthy thinks she can afford that house when she's barely able to make it from paycheck to paycheck. Trying to reason with her about the house is like trying to build a laser from mud!
by pentozali April 8, 2006
Get the like trying to build a laser from mud mug.A descriptive term used for tweens in any vintage or trendy clothing that has offensively bright colors. Basically if the 80s barfed on a scenester.
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