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Lance

Sexy Cute and gorgeous beautiful man. He loves basketball, gets all the hoes, and very loyal. He is handsome asf and a very cool person for a friend or boyfriend.
lance is so sexy!!
by lhfor November 22, 2021
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Lance

He decided to become a Lance and join the ruthless world of the circus
by TheOC January 29, 2020
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Lancing it out

You lose your home and your career in a hospital you appear
Q:You heard about lance

A:Yeah he’s lancing it out
by JkJn March 7, 2023
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Lance

This person is a jerk. He normally has many girlfriends, and then you will see some girls crying. He strings them along, for a while, until a new girl comes, and then he dumps her. He takes you in his group, criticizes you, then kicks you when you are down. DONT GO NEAR OR BEFREND A LANCE. HE WILL KILL YOU.
Did you see that Bully? Yeah, he is such a lance!
I just got dumped by Lance and now he is with my best friend!
by LuluElla April 24, 2019
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Lance Braun

A selfish bitch who doesn't give a shit about anyone and should just fucking die. Fuck him
InkFlame: yo you heard about Lance Braun?
Bej: don't remind me about him
by 173 worshipper December 7, 2019
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Lance

Lance: person and somethings thing.can be used a as swear word or being late. Sex drive if a mad man but not always in full function :(. Would go to the ends of the earth for you or beat the shit out of you if necessary. Only person who can piss you off and you’re still out mad
When will he be here, oh he’s on lance time so about a week.
by Waiting for Superman November 7, 2021
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A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
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