rub the magic lamp

To masturbate, especially applicable to males.

She rubs the magic lamp more than any girl I've ever met.

by J. Kimble July 25, 2008

Jerry the lamp builder

Jerry The Lamp Builder

Jerry The Lamp Builder Builder of the One Direction Lamp. built to honor the boy band One Direction by a simple from New York

Featured on good morning America, People.com

by Jerry the lamp builder November 6, 2021

shit cramp lamp

A head lamp. When primitive camping and end up having to *find a spot" to shit in the middle of the night!!! It helps free up both your hands for when it's time to take care of the paperwork!!! If you've ever had to try and hold a flashlight between your shoulder and cheek so you don't get shit on it you'll realize you need a shit cramp lamp!!!

Dude, I don't think I wiped good enough last night when I shit in the woods cause my ass itches like crazy!!! Me: "did you wipe until the paper was clean?" Buddy: dude, I couldn't see cause it was completely dark out!!! Me: you need a shit cramp lamp so you can make sure you get your ass cleaned good enough!!!

by LillDaryl January 4, 2023

i love lamp

something you say when in agreement with a statement

"she's hot"
"i love lamp"

by msdav December 27, 2011

Tennessee lamp shade

Same as the arabian goggles, placing your nutsack over some bitches eyes while you get an inverted blowjob

I was going to potato sack her, but the Tennessee lamp shade is my personal favorite

by Marcus Dilligaf November 5, 2006

I love lamps

An undeniable attraction to a device that generates light.

Person 1 : "Dude guess what!"
Person 2 : "What?"
Person 1 : I love lamps

by Sophie/Antonia March 13, 2010

i hate lamp

What a person says when they hate a particular lamp in a home.

Frankie: Man, what a awesome house you have here.
Susie: Thanks, homeboy. Do you really mean it?
Frankie: Yeah, except for that damn lighting fixture. I hate lamp!

by Big Jim! May 22, 2006