Kalani is another word for a stripper. Usually the more unattractive of strippers, and overweight. They may also double as a hooker.
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a ship that got far too popular and now every time Voltron has a new season and the show rightfully doesn't pair two characters that were never romantically interested in each other, the entire fandom goes on strike
Klance is canon king!
But in the show these two literally rarely get along. It isn't until season 3 they get some development as leader and right hand man, and then Voltron completely throws that out the door for 3 seasons, clearly indicating that there is no romantic relationship between Keith and Lance, cause' then in seasons 6 and 7 they barely interact. These two have only ever grown to be friends and that's it. Season 7 literally implied that Keith is not gay, and the show has shown no indication at ALL that Lance is bi. So, these two are literally never meant to be anything other than hot headed friends.
… KLANCE IS CANON KING.
~ One Season 8 Later ~
OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE THE CREATORS WOULD DISAPPOINT US LIKE THIS AND BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
But in the show these two literally rarely get along. It isn't until season 3 they get some development as leader and right hand man, and then Voltron completely throws that out the door for 3 seasons, clearly indicating that there is no romantic relationship between Keith and Lance, cause' then in seasons 6 and 7 they barely interact. These two have only ever grown to be friends and that's it. Season 7 literally implied that Keith is not gay, and the show has shown no indication at ALL that Lance is bi. So, these two are literally never meant to be anything other than hot headed friends.
… KLANCE IS CANON KING.
~ One Season 8 Later ~
OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE THE CREATORS WOULD DISAPPOINT US LIKE THIS AND BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
by A Tired Boi September 23, 2018
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Keith x Lance
- from the show Voltron: Legendary Defender
Keith x Lance
- from the show Voltron: Legendary Defender
“Klance is totally going to be canon” ~ said every klance shipped when a new season comes out🤞🏽
“Klance is canon king”
“Klance is canon king”
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by Nixsquad November 13, 2010
Get the Kalani mug.A hobbit-like being with the face of an elderly woman who parades around with a Special Olympics-like musical career. A god amongst tasteless pubescent little girls who probably still think Mariah Carey is cool. See also: hack hobbit muano oddiot
by yoshimi April 7, 2005
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Guy 2: Grab a baseball bat, nab a couple and we'll make Grammy comfortable throughout the rest of the year without having to buy triple-ply.
Guy 1: I'll go get the kids. They'll love this!
Guy 2: Grab a baseball bat, nab a couple and we'll make Grammy comfortable throughout the rest of the year without having to buy triple-ply.
Guy 1: I'll go get the kids. They'll love this!
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