[knows where the pond is]

When someone has not officially came out of the closet, but you are fairly certain of their orientation.

Jon:" Hey did you hear Vince and Angie broke up? Yeah he moved in with Sean in an apartment on South Beach."

Paul: "Yeah that guy says he's not gay, but heknows where the pond is.

by Travya October 13, 2008

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Knobsessed

When a person is completely infatuated with the knob on the end of a cock.

Your mom wouldn't take my dick out of her mouth after she saw my knob. She's fucking knobsessed dude, take her a psychologist.

by one_sick_fuck June 29, 2009

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A knowsnowt is the person to whom you ask a question and are answered with a load of "Hmm, Let me see, Well, Basically, In a nut shell, Realistically, to be perfectly honest, You have to, Ok, Got it ? You understand or do you want me to explain again ?
He fills the reply with a load of big explaining words but never actually answers the question.

Fuckin Hell - If you ever have a problem, dont ask him, I was there for an hour, He's a fuckin "Knowsnowt".

by leesumm1 November 6, 2010

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knowsbleed

Formerly known as nosebleed, this feisty Asian of unknown decent likes to smoke and drink while trolling on the popular nerd hangout, Superherohype. This person likes to use sarcasm and puns to become sexually aroused at the expense of noobs. He does not know anything and the only bleeding occurs during that time of the month.

This is an intervention knowsbleed.

by chaseter March 1, 2011

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knowsker

Someone who asks a question when they already know the answer.

Friend 1: "Hey man weren't you supposed to be at the World Series with Geoff?"

Friend 2: "I was gonna go but i had to flake, he's too much of a knowsker."

by Kugweirdo April 1, 2011

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