kiwi boi

A New Zealander who is funny dumb and stupid
And never shows up to school
If otherwise he gets shouted at by miss (teacher)
If you are unlucky enough to meet on common mocking names for them are Cunt, Nigger faggot, kiwi balla

Oh I got this little shit in my class he's such a fuckin crackhead Kiwi Boi

by Kiwi RatBag June 21, 2018

kiwi

Kiwi is a little boy, who had sexual intercourse with another boy, then later on in there relationship, he locked up his gay lover in a cage and they had dungon sex for two whole weeks!

Kiwi yoy gay fucker, this phrase is usally found being used in the classroom

by Rig April 12, 2005

Kiwi

A kiwi, is an ugly fruit and also "hairy" which is also a slang and subtle word for an ugly chick.

Also an antonym of bean meaning hot chick.

"Damn, did you see that kiwi? I'd have to be drunk to hit that!"

"Yeah she's a kiwi, definitely not a bean."

by mtlbro October 9, 2011

Kiwi

when you talk in "kiwi" (surprisingly no New Zeeland connotations) you pitch you voice extremely high and squeal words in an irritating fashion elongating random vowels.

Such as kiwi would sound more like “KiieeWieeey

by QQ and Kiwi August 29, 2009

Kiristophile

A person who is attracted to girls who are more than four years younger than themselves. The attraction may be affectionate, passionate, lustful, etc., depending on the individual. Every kiristophile is unique, just like all people. Kiristophilia does not result from immaturity or mental instability. It is merely a magnification of a male's natural desire for younger females. The word comes from the greek roots kiristi, meaning girl, and philos, meaning love.

girllover, paedophile, paedosexual

12-year-old girl:You're handsome.

18-year-old guy:You're cute. You want to hang out at my apartment?
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Mr.Bob:Your daughter is really cute. Is she available?

Mr.Steve:What's wrong with you?! My daughter's nine! Pedophile dirtbag!

Eavesdropper:You'd better stay away from my son!

Mr.Bob:I'm a kiristophile, I only like the girls.

by Wilddwarf April 17, 2009

Kiwi Shutt

Kiwi Shutt was a creature that fell from space in 1230AD and was an egg for thousands of years until 1996 where the Kiwi Shutt hatched and took on human form, Kiwi Shutt is actually an mutant alien from a distant planet, many people know this but are to afraid to admit it.

Usually Long Dark Hair with Bright Blue Eyes,
Translated as "Little Dark One"
Appearance is usually as follows;
Long Billowing Cloaks/Coats,
Dark Clothing,
Black Hair,
Bright Eyes.
A Kiwi Shutt is a friendly creature with a strange personality and strange behavioural patterns, sometimes it make be friendly and peppy but other times it may be aggressive and hostile.
Procede With Caution!

A Kiwi Shutt walked past me and its thick leather coats craped my skin!

by Yalton December 11, 2011

Kiwi Shot

Before i explain what i kiwi shot itself is i must first say that Kiwi is a brand of shoe polish.

a kiwi shot is called such because of the brand of shoe polish that is used and a kiwi shot is when you kick someone in the ass so hard they can taste the polish on your boots.

He insulted me so i gave the guy a Kiwi Shot.

by Pandagog February 13, 2012